How much lamer are these people going to get? You’re about to see a demoralized Sean Hannity chat with Lara Trump, who is on quite a roll. She calls Kamala a “phony” and chastises her for a “speech” wherein “she told the American people nothng.” Um….Kamala didn’t give a speech tonight, she will do that on the last night of the convention. She stood on stage for :41 seconds (that I saw) and thanked Joe Biden for his service and said, “It’s going to be a great week.” That wasn’t intended as a policy dissertation, that was intended as a kick off of the ceremonies. But look, in all fairness, when you have nothing to work with, when you’re drowning, you will clutch at straws, anything to try to stay afloat.

Donald Trump was shot in the head two days before the convention? I assume she means the shrapnel or whatever bloodied his ear equates to being “shot in the head.” Let’s just say that not a lot of damage was done. Trump had a bloodied ear, yes. He had a few blood streaks on his face, yes. But “shot in the head” meaning like John F. Kennedy was shot in the head? Or Bobby Kennedy was shot in the head? Or Martin Luther King, Jr. was shot in the head? Like that kind of shot in the head?

No, Trump was emphatically NOT shot in the head. Something grazed him, whether it was a bullet, shrapnel from a bullet or some other substance sent flying through the air as a result of the gunplay. We would and could have some clarity on this matter if Trump would release his ER report, but he won’t — which leads me to suspect that the records wouldn’t be dramatic enough for Trump.

I mean, if the medical conclusion that day was that a few fragments of glass bounced off Trump causing minor scratches, that’s not nearly as dramatic as “taking a bullet for democracy,” now is it? And you can’t sell glassware with bullets coming out the side, right, if there was no bullet?

In any event, you just heard the head of the RNC say that the GOP candidate was “shot in the head” on Fox News, an event which never happened, and neither Sean Hannity nor anybody else bothered to correct her.

Right. The Mango Messiah got shot in the head. But he survived. There is only one explanaton for that, my friends. Trump really is the Beast of Revelations, 13:3. “One of its heads seemed to have a mortal wound, but its mortal wound was healed, and the whole earth marveled as they followed the beast.”

They’re done following the beast, Lara, and you’re going to be out of a job in a few months. Get stupid Eric to help you with your makeup, you’re going to need to go out and get a job.

 

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4 COMMENTS

  1. Well, if a bullet had actually hit him in the side of the head it might have scrambled around what’s inside that passes for brains and made his brain more functional.

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  2. That description “Phony” applies more accurately to Lara “Phony” Trump. She is as PHONY as the assassine’s bullet that supposedly hit DON THE CON’S ear. The thing is… a bullet from a weapon of war like an AR15 generally shreds whatever it hits. An since DON THE CON’S ear seems to have survived completely intact, there is no way it could have actually been hit by a bullet from an automatic weapon. It all seems very suspicious & PHONY to me… but DON THE CON does like to perpetuate LIES to illicit sympathy & attention.

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  3. To be fair, if anyone on Trump’s side can string words together even semi-coherently for 0.41 seconds they call that a speech. You can almost understand her confusion.

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