Oh, mercy. Here we go again with someone in Trump’s administration being, well, stupid. These people have the IQ of a gnat, and apologies to the gnats! These people obviously do not like to think before they open their yaps and say something in public. Come to think of it, their boss is the same way. So, they need to placate him and make him feel like he’sx the best president ever, when we absolutely know he is the worst, which we didn’t think could be done. He had some pretty stiff competition, after all *cough*Bushes*cough* He’s dragging his administration right down with him. So, time’s a-wasting, let’s go to the show! With thanks to Raw Story:
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt’s recent pregnancy disclosure led numerous observers to raise questions about whether or not she intentionally got lip injections knowing she was pregnant. We recently reported that Leavitt, who’s 28, is expecting her second child with her husband, Nick, who is 30 years her senior. But the internet was focused on the fact that Leavitt said her new baby is due in May, and tied that to a recent Vanity Fair close-up photoshoot in which Leavitt was shown with apparent injection marks around her lips.
Well now! That’s not good! And especially when she was in a close-up photoshoot. We scrutinize everything, including photographs that come out of the White House, and for good reason! How else were we going to find out anything? Trump‘s hand, a catheter bag, a leg brace, lifts in his shoes, and he’s just one of the White House Gang. They never seem to learn. That’s great for us, not so great for them.
One popular influencer, Jesus Freakin Congress wrote, “If Karoline Leavitt is due in May 2026, she was already pregnant when the Vanity Fair photos were taken. Which means she appears to have gotten cosmetic fillers while pregnant. And yet, this same administration is out here warning pregnant women not to take Tylenol? So to recap: elective cosmetic injectables are apparently fine, but over-the-counter pain relief is treated like a moral hazard. Interesting…” //// Liberal commentator Brian Krassenstein also made a video about it, writing on Saturday, “Weird.” “The crowd who doesn’t want to give newborns Hepatitis B shots are fine with putting their pregnancy in jeopardy using lip fillers,” he added.
Apparently not. Is she really that oblivious? Wait, don’t answer that, we already know it. Yes, she is. This is where the blond jokes are to come in. Please feel free to add yours to the mix. She’s good for one thing, though. She can lie with a straight face. And get indignant when someone asks a question that she feels is insulting or smearing Trump. It should be entertaining to see how she does as the pregnancy progresses. And who will do the talking for her when she has to take time off at the conclusion of the pregnancy? That’s potentially going to be high entertainment, too.
One account identifying as a “recovering Republican,” Professional Student no more! Esq., said that Leavitt “knew she was pregnant during that photoshoot last month. Pregnant women are NOT supposed to get lip injections yet our dumb— potus and RFK Jr. are telling them not to take Tylenol. Really?” they added. //// Popular anti-MAGA influencer Dittie also chimed in, writing, “So Karoline has announced that she is pregnant. Congratulations to her and whoever baby daddy is. Somebody should inform the idiot mommy-to-be that all of that filler she keeps shoving in her face is harmful to her baby. In fact, it’s even not FDA approved for pregnant women, BECAUSE IT’S POTENTIALLY HARMFUL.”
OUCH. They really spoke their minds. That was like playing Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots. They even blew my hair back, and I’m just reading this!! Even if KKKaroline reads any of these, she’s not likely to understand. Y’know, it’s not just that Trump’s cabinet is full of sycophants. There’s no brain in them! They have just enough to get huffy when they are challenged, and they’re good at pretending they know their jobs. It’s actually just a bunch of yahoos.
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My favorite blonde joke: doctor says to blonde on the exam table-congratulations, you’re pregnant!
Blonde replies how do you know it’s mine?
*grooooooooooooan* *snerk*
My favorite (read it in Playboy forty plus years ago) was written as a dumb-blonde joke but could be used on any bimbo or meathead guy regardless of hair color. It goes like this. A blonde is at the salon getting her hair done and mentions to her stylist her boyfriend has a bad dandruff problem. The stylists suggest she give him Head & Shoulders (I don’t know if it’s still out there but it was ‘the’ dandruff shampoo for ages as us old farts can remember from all the commercials) and the blonde perks right up saying he’s waiting at home for her. She heads out on her way and a half-hour later the blonde is on the phone asking “How do you give someone shoulders?”
Ahahahahahaha nice! This is wonderful! Thank you, sir!