By getting this wrong, Junior managed to at last get something right for a change when yesterday on his “Triggered” podcast he slipped up and used his own family’s moniker while trying to trash Florida Governor and drumpf rival Ron DeSantis when he stated…
“Trump has the personality of a mortician, and the energy that makes Jeb Bush look an Olympian.”
It’s really hard to dispute the spawn of Orangeutan, but it must have been one powerful nose cocktail that caused a misstatement of such colossal proportion…
Luckily, the ever vigilant Ron Filipkowski was on the job and managed to preserve the moment for posterity:
Con Junior finally tells the truth.
— Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@NotHoodlum) May 25, 2023
Senior will be wondering where he went wrong…
Maybe Junior should have left out the happy nose dust before he hit live – lol 😆
— Tracey Jennings Cavasin (@CavasinTracey) May 26, 2023
Fat chance.
🤣😂🤣 pic.twitter.com/QPaReiaOuL
— ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ ℙ𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕠𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕙𝕪 (@LePapillonBlu2) May 26, 2023
🤣🤣🤣
Cut. Print. Roll it
— Alec Wissler (@alec_wissler) May 26, 2023
👍
Hi Ron, Jr rants about everything! 😉 pic.twitter.com/NSiaT91xXp
— White Fang (@RWhiteFang) May 26, 2023
Yup
Gonna make this my ringtone. 😂 pic.twitter.com/MTU31Ljwfv
— Jo🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz) May 26, 2023
And my doorbell…
The problem is he could have been thinking about any number of Trumps
— Pelton (@jamespelton) May 26, 2023
True dat.
https://t.co/9ZGzQqdJ6f "This review addresses the impact of cocaine use on such cognitive domains as executive function, memory, language, and psychomotor speed." Ummm…
— Louis R. Bridgeman (@LouisRBridgema3) May 26, 2023
But, apparently, Jr. can’t read.
This could be the very first thing he’s ever said that I agree with😅😅😅😅
— ᕼᗴᗪᗩ💕🟦🟧🇺🇦🌎🏳️🌈🐶🕊️🌊 (@hedahunter) May 26, 2023
Yup
Truth teller Don, Jr. 😂 pic.twitter.com/KDRpT791rW
— Political Bean Pole (@BeanPoleUnite) May 26, 2023
😂🤣🤣
Roll Out The Barrel …
When junior is tooted UP, he reads a teleprompter better than the average bear 🐻… 💨💨💨🎯 pic.twitter.com/HGh4fLt383
— RETTIWTGMM (@RETTIWTGMM) May 26, 2023
👍👍👍
Ruh roh!
— tom bastis (@Tbastis) May 26, 2023
Indeed.
— KelShel pt2 ☮️ 🇺🇦 🟧 (@ShelKel2) May 26, 2023
😂😂😂
Whoopsies… pic.twitter.com/SvF8X93BmZ
— Diane H☮🌻🌊🇺🇸🐶🐱📚 (@doggiemomx3) May 26, 2023
🤣🤣🤣
the moment he heard himself.
that pause was epic. lol pic.twitter.com/oqklrCpb83
— Lisa Pisa 🇺🇦 ⏱❄️ (@pisa_lisa) May 26, 2023
👍 👍 👍
Maybe Junior is getting back at his dad for suggesting he wasn’t going to leave his kids anything in the will.
— Grand Masker Kushibo, MPH (@kushibo) May 25, 2023
🤔🤔🤔
sooo, Freudian Skidmark IS a thing.😯
— Louis R. Bridgeman (@LouisRBridgema3) May 26, 2023
You keep right on podding, Junior, we can all use the laughs about now…
My bet is that pic of him looking confused it going to get real popular real quick and like the classic Tucker Carlson confused pic will become a “go to” choice for folks. Ole Tucker has some competition now for the title of Poster Boy for the “”I’m confused – it felt REALLY good to make that dooty in my diaper but now my butt is wet and swishy so I don’t know if I feel good or bad!” Has Junior been heard/seen publicly since this? No doubt he wants NO part of being anywhere near close to his pops right now. The panic as the realization sunk in that he’d blown his script, that he said Trump when he meant to say (or did he?) DeSantis surely had him diving into the big pile of cocaine he’s got and snorting up a storm. Enough to put him in the ICU for a while!
His dad probably realizes by now the apple did not fall far from the tree and the boy is an idiot: jr. has proved that every day of his miserable life. Still, fuck ups like this could result in jr. not having his bills payed by daddy anymore.