Many’s the time comparisons have been made between Donald Trump and The Sopranos and now another one is about to be made. Remember the episode where Pauly shows up unexpectedly at Christopher’s door, to muscle him? And then he goes into Adrianna’s dresser and starts smelling her underwear?
Plug in “Trump” for Christopher, “FBI” for Pauly and “Melania” for Adrianna and you have the picture.
And who keeps lingerie in a closet? But what would I know? I’m just the average female, not a retired nude model who lies about speaking five languages and holding degrees in colleges I dropped out of.
Panelist from Judicial Watch on OAN’s Sunday show on alleged search of Melania’s closet: “Eventually, trophy photos will show up. We’re gonna find out that FBI agents were holding up her lingerie. Those photos will come out eventually.” pic.twitter.com/Pqb1QeUDm7
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) August 28, 2022
Now wait for the next development in this conspiracy theory, that there never were any boxes of misappropriated documents, the FBI agents were just dying for souvenirs of Melania’s lingerie, to where they would say or do anything to get to that magical closet. And of course, the judges, all the people up the line all the way to Merrick Garland were on board for this, “yes, yes, get the lingerie, whatever it takes.”
This is who we are in 2022. The serious folk among us are getting a spacecraft ready to orbit the moon. We have that to say for ourselves as a country and for that matter, as a species. Then there is the MAGA element and their main focus in life is the injustice done to twice-impeached soon to be thrice indicted, loser of the 2020 election, Donald Trump, and the contents of his wife’s closet.
Damn. Just when she was going to sell her underwear as her next NFT. Double, triple damn. Damn damn damn.
Someone must put lingerie i a closet. I’ve been googling coat hangers lately (don’t ask), and I’ve come across some ads for hangers specifically made for bras. (Needless to say, those were not what I was looking for.)
We live and we learn. Never would have thought anybody would invent a hanger for a bra, but shows you what I know. And Melania’s hangers would be gold plated, like the toilets, naturally.
Natasha doesn’t care about her undies. We know what her little heart desires.”Bring me moose & squirrel!!!”
So long as they don’t pose with Don John’s tighty whities (or maybe they used those for a storage tent)
Walk-in closets generally have drawers in them just for a woman’s unmentionables. Why clutter up a room with dressers when such things can be out of sight. I would be very surprised if Melly didn’t have a walk-in closet.
Judicial Watch needs to rename themselves to better reflect their actual operations. Maybe something like “Attack Democrats for Everything They Do.” Because DOYC knows these hacks don’t actually “watch” the “judicial” branch, much less hold Republicans accountable for THEIR less-than-legal activities.
The only reason they’re not out already is the RWNJs suck at Photoshop.
😀
Who would want to see that skanks lingerie!
I don’t think Melania and Barron live at MaraLago. It’s basically a hotel/resaurant/spa. There’s not really any private housing area there. There are little apartments (less than 1000sq ft) but they all have doors in public space. There’s no place for them to leave/arrive w/o guests seeing them. I think she & the kid live in a regular house somewhere nearby b/c I don’t see Melania living in a place where her closet is less than 1000sq ft let alone the entire ‘home’.