Bam! JD Beggar Vance is the gift that just keeps on giving. For the Democrats, anyway. For Traitor Tot, it’s kind of like being stuck in Groundhog’s Day, with Trump doomed to keep reliving the same miserable day over and over again.
This is what happens when you let the little head do the thinking. Trump was 110% sure that he had the election in the bag. One small problem. Trump has never won the popular vote. So if you’re on cruise control anyway, what better move to make than to nominate a vice presidential candidate that is absolutely guaranteed to bring out the worst in your racist redneck base, and use him to run up the score to a nationwide popular vote win?
It’s hard to stress just how big of a political imbecile Traitor Tot is. Not only did he forget the cardinal rule that a month is a lifetime in politics, and not only did he drink from his own palsied poll Kool Ade, but being the laziest sumbitch ever to befoul the Oval Office, he sat on his fat ass in his golf cart, and let Vance become the point man for the campaign while he tallied up his mulligans. At least Trump can make those numbers add up right.
Which is like handing a 17 year old kid a quart of Jack Daniels and the car keys. After years of media obscurity, only like 99.5% of the rest of us, relieved only by media interviews after the release of his Hillbilly Elegy, it turns out that Vance really likes talking, especially about himself. And because Vance is every bit as egotistical as Trump, he made the fundamental mistake of believing that because Trump tapped him on the shoulder, that His Lowness agreed with every word that came out of Vance’s pie hole.
Umm. Maybe not so much. Vance immediately started spewing off far right bullsh*t, about family values and abortion restrictions. And then Vance really stepped into deep doo-doo when he made a gratuitous comment about liberal childless cat ladies. Now that’s the kind of a comment that the media can sink its teeth into!
Vance has spent the last three days on far right media trying to walk it back. But Vance isn’t a natural politician, so he thinks he can wriggle out of it with a quick game of hide-the-pea-in-the-shell. He keeps talking about the liberal media taking his statement out of context, without ever bothering to renounce the original statement.
Which means that it keeps simmering right along like a pot of Hunters stew. And that’s when Beggar Vance finally violated the holiest-of-holies of a vice presidential candidate. He couldn’t clean up his own mess.
Yesterday El Pendejo ex President had to step away from the 11th tee to get on the screen with FUX News to bail Vance out by saying, The Democrats are blowing this whole thing out of proportion. JD Vance loves families! You’ll notice that Il Douche never directly spoke to the liberal cat lady statement or Vance’s belief that couples with children should have greater power at the ballot box than childless couples, since They have more skin in the game.
What an imbecile. JD Vance really should have taken a minute to scroll down through the qualifications list of a Vice Presidential candidate. If he had, he would realize that it is a VP’s job as wingman to provide close air support to the candidate, to support the candidate’s statements and positions, and if necessary take the hit for the candidate. Not make the candidate waste his time cleaning up his running mate’s sh*t.
And this is just going to go on and on. It’s far too late for Trump to replace Vance, he’s had far too much media exposure, and replacing him now would be a sign of weakness, Trump couldn’t make a good decision the first time around. And it turns out that Vance is every bit as egotistical and self insulated as Traitor Tot is.
Sometime in the next couple of weeks, Beggar is going to say something else on the trail that is so moronic and toxic, and do such a miserable job of walking it back that Trump is once again going to have to step in and do damage control. And there’s not a goddamned thing that The Cheeto Prophet can do about it. You marry in haste, and you repent in leisure.
I thank you for the privilege of your time.
Why do I have the funny feeling that Trump does not even notice that there is a problem?
Two reasons:
1. I think he LIKES Vance. Why? Because Vance totally sucks up to him, which is the only bench mark for Trump in judging people.
2. Trump does NOT think he made a mistake in picking Vance. Because Trump has never thought, and never will think, he made a mistake about anything.
We’ll see if I’m right.
Junior and Eric picked Vance. And I’ll bet they’re hearing an earfull.
Sure they picked him. But when has Trump ever let them decide anything unless he liked the idea himself? Has Trump ever let Junior and Eric talk him into something he didn’t want to do?
Ed Kilgore in New York Magazine (Intelligencer) :
“The single biggest reason the Dump Vance scenario makes no sense is that this is Donald Trump we are talking about. Yes, he has been known to blow hot and cold about various favorites and supplicants and can change Cabinet members and advisers like other pols change underwear. But naming a veep is not just any old appointment. It took an insurrection to get him to realize Mike Pence wasn’t the loyal subaltern he seemed to be. He chose Vance after a long, long selection process that seemed modeled on The Apprentice and cannot be rationalized as hasty or impulsive. Trump admitting he was wrong on this crucial decision is as unimaginable as Trump accepting an election defeat. And you know what? If Vance does cost Trump victory in this contest, there’s no reason to believe either of them will admit it.”
Of course not. The real explanation would have to be that the election was rigged and stolen.
Another article that corroborates my point in a different way:
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2024/07/will-trump-replace-jd-vance-weird-vice-president-republican-ticket.html
I think von shitzinpants agrees w/ hillbilly boy & proj 1825. Wholeheartedly. The man lies every time he opens up that sewage hole of his so listening to him “disavow” the damned thing is as worthless as he is. Everything he does pays homage to that p.o.s. screed from the her. foun. and has since he was elected. He has done absolutely nothing that would have those traitors even raise an eyebrow at him.
Maybe Project 1785 would be a more accurate title. There were those, rich people with plenty of power and influence who didn’t want to replace the Articles of Confederation, even if it meant our new country falling apart and going back under the rule of King George. THEY would have been able to strike deals and make out like bandits. The Articles were unworkable in part because a relative handful of people could make up rules as they went along and change said rules to their benefit if they wanted to. A central government was the LAST think they wanted and they sure as hell didn’t want a strong one when the push for a Constitutional Convention reached a tipping point. Our Constitution wound up with lots of concessions to the Ant-Federalists and the battle over the allocation of power between individual states that existed in 1785 as the whole Constitutional Convention thing was ramping up remains to this day. I’m appalled that those same kinds of people branded themselves The Federalist Society in modern time. They are the polar opposites of the original Federalists who fought for a strong federal government. We now have large, organized and extremely well funded entities (not just the Federalist Society but additional groups they created as well as others create by like minded friends) who don’t want to retun us to the 1950s and pre Civil Rights era. Or back before the New Deal, Or women’s right to vote. Or the Robber Baron era or even to before the Civil War. No, they want to return us all the way back to the early years and the Articles of Confederation. If it takes creating a modern King George then so be it. These fools think they can control Trump. That they and their Project 2025 would create a malleable version. If they were to empower Trump via Project 2025 in the hopes of returning us to 1785 and those few years of the Articles of Confederation they aren’t seeing the cold, hard reality. Trump will turn on them in a dime if they try to control him and they will be if lucky only arrested and locked up somewhere to be forgotten. More likely they will meet a faster and worse fate. And the top leaders will be made public examples of. Say tied to the Washington Monument (so Trump can look on and enjoy their suffering from a balcony on the WH) and flogged to death.
But I really do believe the true end goal of Project 2025 is to return us to 1785 when we still had the Articles of Confederation and a handful of a-holes got to just make up (and change whenever they wanted) the rules as they went along. To THEIR benefit of course.
Absolutely right on both points.
1) TFG admitted in an interview video that he chose Vance because, as he put it, “He really LIKES me”, and as we know, while Vance earlier expressed distrust and hatred toward him, he had no problem sucking up and telling him how his opinion had changed, and he now wholeheartedly supported him and MAGA,
2) One of Von Schitzenpantz’s defining character traits is his absolute confidence in his never making a mistake. I have no doubt he’ll stick with JDV right to the bitter end, and will dig his heels in deeper the more advisers counsel making a change.
Won’t it be fun to watch?
If Donald duck is your cleanup man, then it’s time to shave, cut and dye your hair, withdraw all the cash you have, move to the great plains, and hide out. After a few years, return to your stomping grounds. You won’t get to be VP, but you can live out your days with some kind of dignity. Otherwise…you’re royally phucked!
… the real MAGA Cat Ladies of GOP, perhaps purring for all the wrong reasons:
Denis they will have as much control over Trump as the German elite was able to control Hitler.