Just a short note as we prepare for the real news of the day, which is session eight of the January 6 Committee’s hearings. Before we turn our full attention to that, I merely remind you that Mike Lindell made a promise that July 21 was going to be a momentous day, one that would unveil truths about the 2020 election.
Lindell was talking about some lawsuit brought by Kari Lake and Mark Finchem, running for governor and secretary of state of Arizona, respectively.
The lawsuit has to do with barring the use of tabulation equipment in the 2022 November election. Here to babble is Mike Lindell.
Mike Lindell says he has finally gotten a judge in AZ to look at his “evidence:” “On July 21, I’ve got a plane load of lawyers, cyber guys, experts, flying in to Arizona!” pic.twitter.com/FkPdstRyjo
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) July 16, 2022
It’s the end of the business day in fifteen minutes in Arizona as I write. So one would think that if something momentous had happened there today, we would have already heard about it.
But nothing happened there and Lindell has already forgotten about it and moved on the next lunacy.
Hey I got it. This is what happened. Remember the Twilight Zone episode where there’s a plane that can’t land in its own time and keeps flying and flying through the ages? And you look out the window at one point and see a brontosaurus? That’s where the plane and the evidence is. I knew we’d figure it out. It’s in the Twilight Zone. Bodda bodda bodda bomp.
Now this is just a guess, mere speculation, but I believe the lawyers exist in pillow man’s meth addled brain and only there.
Mike the Shrike’s plane load of lawyers:
Here’s what I think happened: Lindell really, really REALLY had the goods and an unimpeachable team of lawyers and experts. Way too much to fly to AZ on any regular aircraft. And this is after all Mike Lindell we’re talking about so he wanted to create an awesome unforgettable show out of the whole thing.
So he commissioned the famous (infamous?) Hughes Aircraft icon the H-4, better known as the Spruce Goose for the job and Huges himself (Howard Huges was the only person to fly it) to carry all the people and evidence. It was (is) after all a HUGE plane!
Alas, someone neglected to tell Mikey a couple of important things. Howard Hughes is dead. For a very, very long time now. (And let’s be real – he wasn’t exactly all together upstairs for years before he croaked!) The other is that the Spruce Goose (fun fact – it was actually made of birch wood but one can see why the plane got the nickname it did) flew exactly one time. As I said Hughes himself was at the controls, and it flew for a grand total of twenty nine seconds – traveling about a mile before settling back down in the water, never to take to the air again.
Oh, I guess that’s three things. It was a fucking SEAPLANE! Given it’s size and wingspan (until the Statocaster came along it held the record) you can’t just fly it on and off any old body of water and AZ isn’t a place with many bodies of water period!
Poor Mikey. His grand stunt was nothing but a dumbass idea – as dumbass as his thinking he’ll somehow there is real, factual evidence of fraud. And that one he gets to present it (someday…) Trump will be back in the WH.
Maybe they’re looping around the beltway in DC… unless antifas ran them off the road.
More likely a plain load of assholes, probably delivered to a meat processing plant to be used for tomorrow’s baloney.