I can see the signs. This will happen any day now: the talented and lovely Pam Bondi will lead a coup on Disneyland. The first step will be to take over the “It’s A Small World” ride and reconfigure it to “It’s A Trump World.” After that the entire theme park will become Trumptyland. Pack up Minnie and Mickey, but you can stay, Donald, you’ve got the right name. You might have to stop being a duck, though, and become a pumpkin, or duck l’orange, at the very least. Porky can stay, too, if he changes his complexion to orange. An orange pig can go far in this political climate. Don’t take our word, go ask the GOP. Go ask Trump World.

 

 

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  1. WELL, some of the MAGA’s appear to be running off at the mouth like an over dose of ex-lax …

    Why not cash in on commercials extolling the value of laxatives, they keep you going when the going gets tough … the McConnell’s of the world can’t hold you back any more … They are obviously full of it … 🙂 😉

  2. And here’s where you get some boring tangential history, lol.

    In 1970’s, the yippies (don’t ask, I don’t know who they were either) decided to besiege Disneyland. All year they circulated ads for a day in August where they’d all show up and take over the park.

    Several thousand showed up and caused trouble all day. They protested the Bank of Main Street demanding Minnie be liberated from her sexist overlord captors, and they took over Tom Sawyer Island and turned it into a pot den. Eventually the Disneyland staff pushed them all to Main Street by blasting Its A Small World, and when the Rep of Disneyland asked them to behave and offered them free food, a fight broke out and the Anaheim PD swarmed in from the side passages and thus ended one of the dumber days in Disneyland history.

    • The yippies (Youth International Party-YIP), were an off-shoot of the anti-war movement. It was founded by Abbie Hoffman, you know, the one who got booted in the ass and off the stage at Woodstock by Pete Townsend.

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