Is That Powder In Junior’s Beard?

I’m so grateful that Donald Trump, Jr. explained all this back in the day. He’s an animated guy, he said. Whatever you hear about him getting loaded, that’s all poppycock and folderol. He’s just a breezy, showbizzy, animated kind of a guy. It’s merely coincidence that what it looks like he’s doing in this short video is dealing with cocaine rubbed on his upper gum. (Yes, yes, I know. I know the hooded eyelids and the glazed eyes also are symptoms of things other than animation.) But this is Trump world, so we play along. At the least the people who interview Junior do.

Junior seems to be having some issues again. pic.twitter.com/Hnhj6ZxxDB

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) October 7, 2025

Now are those lumps of white something powder? Or Junior just has a lumpy beard? Any of you guys suffer from lumpy beard syndrome and you can educate us. In any event, let’s mark that Exhibit “A”, shall we? Just for the purposes of chit chat. And we’ll mark this clip Exhibit “B”. You’ll notice that Junior speaks only slightly slower than those people on the radio who have to mash a disclaimer into 15 seconds and so they do verbal gymnastics worthy of an auctioneer.

Junior says he doesn’t watch Fox anymore because “it is so ridiculous” how biased they are against his dad, he complains they barely ever invite him on now, and “they’re just about clickbait.” (I did not speed this up). pic.twitter.com/4ufrlKtoaG

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) October 7, 2025

Fox is now biased against Trump. Well, I guess we wait for the new and improved version of CBS to ramp up. They will become the new Fox News, perhaps. Edward R. Murrow will come out of the grave and march through the halls at night, haunting the place. But let’s get back to Junior.

There is talk of Barron becoming president but again, we have heard about six words from Barron in the short time he’s been an adult on the political scene and those words were, “So nice to see you again.” That hardly foreshadows a career as a breathtaking orator, but who knows?

I wonder what Melania would say or do if half-bro Junior offered Barron a couple of lines? Just speculating.

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