Trump is in the United Kingdom for a State Visit. For the second time and that’s actually something no other President has gotten. The invitation was extended long ago, but I’m betting that the Epstein mess still being big news here and the UK still trying to make Prince Andrew’s involvement go away the King is regretting saying yes when Team Trump reached out and in effect said ‘golly gee, it sure would be nice to come over for another State Visit now that you rule the Empire.’Â Given both men are in sham marriages (I’ll get to that) maybe they can bond over that. However King Charles isn’t just old himself, he’s battling cancer. We are told he’s doing well but let’s be real. He might not be doing as well as the Palace claims. If so, he might just be as the saying goes ‘Out of F**ks to Give.’
Think about the debacle that was Trump’s first State Visit. Multiple breaches of protocol by not just Trumpty but his family. And then the State Dinner. Hell, LOOK at that photograph. It’s likely to go down as history’s most epic White Tie Fail. A Presidential version of Chris Farley’s ‘fat man in a little coat’ routine in in Tommy Boy. Only this was a U.S. President on one of the world’s grandest stages. The Queen was visibly embarrassed and disgusted to have to be walking with him. Oh, and who’s that behind Trumpty’s fat ass looking away. Why it’s none other than now King Charles!
Trump insulted his mom and his kingdom last time around. And literally embarrassed his mom as you can see. So, being me I have weird fantasies about King Charles extracting some payback. After all, HE will be the one photographed walking next to the clownish Trump at the State Dinner! I mentioned the two men and their wives. Word is King Charles and Queen Camila have been living separate lives for a while now. Every day he has to wonder what the hell was wrong with him that he spent his time married to Dianna NOT trying to forge a caring, if not ‘in love’ marriage because he was pining for Camilla! And let’s not forget Trumpty and Epstein better on which one of them would ‘nail’ Diana first after the Royal Divorce.
Trump ‘put horns’ on Charles and frankly there’s nothing Trump can do to King Charles if he extracted some retribution. It might even endear the King to his subjects. There are all manner of put downs someone as smart as King Charles could whack Trump with in private. However there are some public humiliations the King could visit on Trump. For example ‘swapping wives’ in the procession down the hall to the dining room for the State Dinner. At the last second Charles could stick it to both Camilla and Trump by pushing HER up to Trump’s side and again hiding in the back. With Melania who would probably rather “do” Charles than her P.O.S. hubby later on.
I mentioned Prince Andrew who’s connection to Epstein has been a major source of embarrassment for the Royal family. Again, I think it would actually boost Charles with his people to do an ‘in your face’ to Trump using Prince Andrew. Invite HIM to the freaking state dinner and sit him next to Trump! Just rip off that band-aid with Brits and say yeah, we know what a P.O.S. Andrew is and what he did so let’s just put him with Trump to make everyone know we think the two of them are blood brothers.
That I fear is too much to hope for, but since this visit won’t be at Buckingham Palace (they probably still haven’t gotten the legendary Trump stink out from the first visit!) arrange for some scenic discussion out at one of the King’s country spots. The cameras at a distance filming the two of them chatting it up, when all of a sudden (per arrangement) Prince Andrew appears, drink in hand with a leather bound book that will seem just like what it’s meant to be – the infamous Epstein 50th birthday book!
Well, I could go on and on. There is actual business to discuss on this trip. Trump and the P.M will meet. And creating a scene when there are already trade issues between our two countries is something the UK would like to avoid. Still, one can hope the King finds a way here and there to proverbially slap Trump around at least a little. Charles is an actual born and bred King. Trump is a wannabe. A mere pretender to the throne and not much of one either. The only ‘throne’ Trumpy has is the fake gold one in his bathroom.
Maybe King Charles can gift Trumpty a replica of his crown. One made of paper mache with fake trinkets instead of even cheap-ass real jewels. Made to fit on an eight year old’s head! Well, I can dream. I’d encourage anyone who can come up with their own ways in which King Charles can demonstrate he has no f**ks to give and engage in some ritual humiliation to share in the comments section.
It’s news to me that Camilla and Charles lead separate lives. They had a lifelong love affair and were finally allowed to marry. I was glad for them. I think people should be able to wed whom they wish and not worry about protocol in such matters. But what do I know of royal this and that.
I must see what embarassing costumes Melania is wearing this time. I want to see her top the killer bee colored cape that had enough fabric on it to upholster a couch — and purple shows. And this at an event where the other women were wearing cocktail dresses.
I say they give him one of those paper crowns like Burger King or Chucky Cheese
As for King Chuck pining over Camilla, don’t forget the legendary note about him wanting to be a “tampon in her trousers”. The British suck at sexy talk, why there aren’t many (any) pornos out of the UK.
Let’s see…an empire built on slavery and conquest gives riches, title, and pageantry to the assholes who INHERITED ALL OF IT. They then welcome another rich asshole, who has killed millions through his actions, who ALSO INHERITED HIS EMPIRE AND STOLE POWER WITH OUR ENEMIES HELP. So…please elucidate WHY I should give a phuck what these child killers do? Just let me know when they join that other NAZI…Charlie Kirk.