You gotta hand it to former North Carolina ultra-MAGA frat boy Congressman Madison Cawthorn, he really knows how to amp his knuckle-dragging gun fetishizing base, filming himself dramatically tracking down a dangerous legless mannequin through what looks to be a crack/paintball shack to deliver a heroic kill shot…
Turns out it was Madison Cawthorn who took out the leader of Al-Qaeda. pic.twitter.com/yamNMxf6RM
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) August 4, 2022
Ron’s followers were as impressed as we are…
Which means not very.
What the hell did I just watch
— Comfortably Numb 🇺🇦 (@YGalanter) August 4, 2022
Rolling Blunder & Wheel Team Six look totally ready to defend us from radical CPR dummies.
— Schrödinger's Litter Box (@Brewjew308) August 4, 2022
I already feel safer…
Dudes have issues. Right wing dudes specifically. They all seem like cowardly little boys desperate to prove they are tough guys
— On A Bender (@on_bender) August 4, 2022
They should really stick to their Play Stations.
— Indict Trump Already! ⚖️ (@ScottHoertz) August 4, 2022
So he just posted a video of him “taking out” a limbless plastic doll lying motionless in bed? pic.twitter.com/IWErJ5djkn
— Saxon “boots are made for” Walker 🌻🇺🇦 (@walker_saxon) August 4, 2022
Yes he did🙄
This look, though. pic.twitter.com/FchRjumPrH
— Adrian Wapcaplet (@AdrianWapcapIet) August 4, 2022
You saw that too…
Who wears blue tennis shoes with florescent pink shoelaces when on such top secret mission?
— Ginny Rusch-Mills (@ruschmills) August 4, 2022
Macho cosplay like that which is in video & the other gender-related panic on the right stems from the panic these ppl feel WRT their repressed curiosities
If they wld only let themselves explore, they wldnt feel compelled to force everyone to join them in their repressed misery pic.twitter.com/jao878akSq
— NotATweeter16 (@NotATweeter16) August 4, 2022
Aw, Looks like with all the extra time on his hands; Madison gets to have his little cosplay DND fantasies come true
— Traitorsgonnatrait (@jillyjasper) August 4, 2022
Can someone dub in “pew pew pew” sounds please
— Couchmaster (@splicebones) August 4, 2022
When I was a pre-teen, we played a game we called "guns" where we re-enacted scenes from TV shows and movies, cops and robbers, etc.
Then I became a soldier and got my fill of guns.
These guys are still playing "guns", but with real weapons.
When will they grow up?
— 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙚𝙡 𝙂. 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙣 (@daguro) August 4, 2022
To be fair, if he insisted on being part of the op, I'd have no problem with him going first.
— FarmerActual (@actual_farmer) August 4, 2022
Super good muzzle discipline. pic.twitter.com/qd9aEaPDIk
— minnesorta 🌻 (@minnesorta) August 4, 2022
Sleep well, America, Madison is cosplaying commando…