How many roads must a man walk down before “rushing winds” show him the answer is “blowing things?” Whut? Oh, excuse me, do I not make any phuqing sense? Well, that must be because I am quoting verbatim the words of the 2024 Republican candidate for president of these United States, as he talks about his aspiration to be a whale psychiatrist. Trump has already made history as the first former president since Herbert Hoover to not have a presidential library and now he makes history again with his bizarre *retirement plan* to be a whale shrink. Needless to say, the image of a whale on a couch talking to Trump about mama whale is causing titters on Twitter.

The tweet ends “crisis.” The alarming mental health crisis that needs to be dealt with is America’s, and the fact that the MAGA hate cult even exists in this country.

This next one is my favorite. This is Mike Lindell-level blathering. Trump also has “so many papers” this vast mountain of evidence of a stolen, excuse me, stollen, election exists — yet nobody can present it. It’s there, like many people contend that a spirit world exists, but like the spirit world, no concrete evidence can be found.

Did you love that, “I lost by a hair” immediately followed by “I didn’t lose.” I will repeat my prediction from weeks back, it’s only going to get worse. And let’s see what happens as mail-in ballots begin to be counted and as we are better able to assess turnout. Trump is too mentally off kilter to accept this second loss with any more equanimity than he accepted his first. Except this time I don’t think he’s going to be able to gin up a mob with such alacrity.

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7 COMMENTS

  1. Surely to God the majority of his adorers at some point in the very near future actually read the room and realise they have all been conned by a failed, and continuing to fail con man that’s in a rapid death spiral of decline, of his own making. Then again, they sadly, in a Pavlovian way, resonate and salivate to the ‘vibration emanating from his snake oil madness. One day, in the near future, hopefully they see tge light, and go on bended knee, and seek forgiveness, even though the do know what they previously did under the instruction of that mad man.

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    • No, they will never admit I. It know far too many of them. He is their orange jeebus. He is infallible. He can do no wrong. They will never admit defeat, never admit he lost. They worship him. The only one they bend their knee to is him, their lord and savior. I am trying to find my own way out for Election Day if he wins. I will not live under his tyranny. There must be a better way, a better place.

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      • Well Carol, “… go on bended knee…” was qualified by “… hopefully …” and you have reasoned why that’s a slim chance, in reality.

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