Donald Trump is running on fumes and it’s only the 20th of January. There’s a big day for the fat orange man coming up on the 23rd, the New Hampshire primary. To that end, he’s back in the Granite State tonight, sans Melania, (are you surprised?) and he’s making tonight an extension of last night. Last night, as you recall, he confused Nancy Pelosi with Nikki Haley.

Tonight, he’s making more history, mangling the English language, praising dictators and strongmen and making his case that a president should be all-powerful. What you’re watching now, tonight, your great-great-great-great-great grand descendants will all be watching in school. Leave a diary for those folks. They will want to know what it was like first hand in 2024.

How is your clime? Is it worth a dime? Or is it full of slime? Is drinking wine a crime? What’s that you say? The word is “climate.” Goddamn it, and I was just on a roll, becoming a poet. Oh well, back to the Mango Moron making a fool of himself. Such is my fate.

You think that’s demoralizing? Hold my beer. Here’s a woman who not only thinks Trump is somebody to emulate, she thinks he’s somebody to fornicate. (Apologies to those who just choked or spit coffee all over the keyboard.)

You want my opinion as a female? He was a candy ass and a wimp at the top of his game. He’s always been flabby, and now he’s got man boobs. Personally, if I wanted to screw another human being with breasts, I would pick another woman. But apparently this gal likes that look/feel, whatever. He’s all yours, Honey.

And she’s not the first one of these MAGA women I have heard say that. All I can say to these gals, he wants to fuck you, too, only not in that way.

And you know that MAGAs want fascism in this country. They don’t know any better. And when they find out, then it will be wayyy too late. Here’s Trumpty’s newest cognitive exam. Do you think he can “ace it?” I wouldn’t lay odds.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is the GOP frontrunner. The latest poll shows him at 53% to Nikki Haley’s 36%. Ron DeSantis trails very badly, at 7%. DeSantis is another train wreck waiting to happen. He’s got no chance in New Hampshire and he doesn’t have the money to compete in South Carolina. All conventional wisdom would beckon him to suspend his campaign but he’s got some deranged notion that if he hangs on, like a ship wreck survivor hangs onto a plank to stay afloat, that the Trumptanic will finally sink and he will plucked from the water and asked to lead the Republican party.

Maybe he’ll take this level of insanity onto the GOP convention in July. In all seriousness, it would not surprise me if DeSantis got up and suggested that he be nominated, and then when laughed down, if he went on TV and told America they could write in his name. I would not bat an eye if this happened. The man is that deranged.

Three more days of this. How much idiocy can you stand, America?

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3 COMMENTS

  1. his collection of heinous women who he’ll lead on with
    promises of romance and fame is reminiscent of the
    marks in the movie “The Producers.”

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