Of all the stupid, outlandish and indecipherable lies Trump has offered up to his gullible hoards of slavering orcs to date, of which there have been a fetid multitude as innumerable as all the stars and their planets and moons, the one he shoveled out for their consumption in Nevada yesterday has to rank with the most insensible and credibility challenging of them all.
He accused former President of the United States and world class spook George H.W. Bush of being so clueless of how to dispose of shamelessly stolen government documents that he resorted to stashing them in a “Bowling Alley slash Chinese Restaurant” to confound the DOJ.
Despite my lamentation in the title of this piece, surely there cannot be that many of those strangely incongruent Trumpian confabulations in the U.S. – and I propose we search all zero of them.
And pick me up some Chicken Chow Mein while you are at it…
No one even blinks an eye anymore at the fact that whenever trump is speaking he always spends the entire time just listing all of his crimes and lying about them and pretending he isn’t guilty and making shit up and accusing literally anyone who comes to his mind of a conspiracy
— Luke Zaleski (@ZaleskiLuke) October 9, 2022
"my grandfather is a toaster. the government has documents that prove this but they won't release them"
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) October 9, 2022
Now that I can believe.
Well the FBI needs to be looking at a Chinese restaurant/bowling alley Trump has been to since every accusation is an admission.
— Joseph (@SunstrumJoe) October 9, 2022
Chris Wray is on it. Anything rather than frog marching Trump.
Why do Trumps hate China? pic.twitter.com/QG2xUOGvQ1
— OhIKnow (@OThatssonotnice) October 9, 2022
They don’t but the rubes do.
Thanks for the info! I wondered what in the hell he was referring to. 🙄🤦🏼♀️
— Annemarie (@AnneHL1984) October 9, 2022
Office rentals had to be scarce that year.
— Al Campbell 🇺🇦 (@AlCampbell) October 9, 2022
After it is seized as a criminal forfeiture, Malomar A Lago could be converted to use as America's first combined presidential library and federal prison. So he would be in a beach club slash presidential library slash federal pen.
— fd343ny (@fd343nyx) October 9, 2022
As long as all the fridges are set to stun, I’m ok with that.
It’d be more like the authorities finding dozens of murdered bodies in your yard and you saying “yeah, well the cemetery down the street has hundreds of bodies buried and nobody blinks an eye”
— Generic481516 (@generic481516) October 9, 2022
— Edward Mallon (@EdwardMallon5) October 9, 2022
"The only way to get Donald Trump to shut up is to sit him down for a deposition"
– Seth Meyers
— Artemis Green (@ArtemisionGreen) October 9, 2022
He is repeating the claims made on the Eric Bolling show. Perhaps repurposing buildings for NARA storage before the library is completed is exactly like stealing top secret documents and refusing to return them from your club house. pic.twitter.com/6RnuuEzW4B
— Riddle Dude 🌻 (@cyanfrog) October 9, 2022
Oh well, if Eric Bolling said it…🙄
Never any Thorazine around when ya need it
— Cliff Schecter (@cliffschecter) October 9, 2022
If this is his legal defense we're golden!
— Robinhoodie🇺🇦🇺🇲🏴☠️🏳️🌈 (@FUIndividual1) October 9, 2022
The Chinese restaurant at the end of A Christmas Story (1983) used to be a bowling alley. They just turned off the "W" and call themselves "Bo Ling Chop Suey Palace co." pic.twitter.com/st0ogahhSi
— Mr. B (@BigBallBaron) October 9, 2022
Well, that explains it.
— Slapass McClanahan (@JimSchott6) October 9, 2022
That’s some catch.
— Amy En–Dash 🇺🇦 (@amynala) October 9, 2022
And they ridicule Biden for his age. This dude is not well.
— Cherie Morrissey (@cmorrissey59) October 9, 2022
Just another day in dystopia…