“He Was Jumping Around Like Some Kind of A Dipsh*t”

The quote in the title came from then Vice Presidential candidate Tim Walz while describing to a rally crowd Billionaire Elon Musk’s imbecilic behavior at a Trump circus event. One MSNBC commentator described Walz as a Walking John Mellencamp song. I wouldn’t know, not being a Mellencamp fan, but I do know that Walz nailed Musk to the wall with his description.

And here’s the kewl part. He’s still doing it. Musk I mean. Only now he’s not physically jumping, it’s his big fat mouth that’s trying to do a Simone Biles. And in continuing to do so, he’s proving that he belongs right there in The Imbecile Hall of Fame with his brother dipsh*t JD Vance.

The thing that cracks me up is that while Musk is running his mouth off constantly, the mainstream media is falling for this sh*t hook, like, and sinker. I hear sh*t like Musk is pulling the strings, and Not even inaugurated, and Musk is already running a shadow presidency. What unutterable bullsh*t. Musk is doing nothing of the sort. If you want a valid comparison, Dick Cheney ran a shadow presidency. Musk is licking his nuts for the cameras, and Traitor Tot is playing him like a dude waving a laser pointer around in front of his cat.

Take my word for it, Musk has a limited shelf life, and when he expires, it’s the dumpster for him. I’ll explain why shortly. But in the meantime, when it comes to Musk, His Lowness is like a kid with a new X-Box 1 for Christmas, Only Il Douche can’t figure out how to set up an account to play the goddamned thing. So he just sits there pushing the buttons, and pretending he’s kicking ass at Call of Duty Black Ops.

If Musk actually were a shadow power in the incoming El Pendejo ex Presidente administration, one thing would not be happening, and one would. What would not be happening is that Musk wouldn’t be running around trying to impress Traitor Tot with what a power player he is. And what would be happening is that The Peach Penguin would be taking Musk seriously. Here’s what I mean;

• Trump was all in on Gaetz for AG, and worked the phones hard for him, but it wasn’t enough. The top half of his cabinet lineup are all striking out, and this is just batting practice. Musk is running attack ads is states with reluctant GOP Senators, threatening them for their votes. Just two small problems. One, billionaires don’t give massive sums to Senate candidates, they donate to the party, Super PAC’s or presidential candidates. He’s not threatening or impacting their bottom lines. Two, GOP Senators up in 2024 and beyond don’t have to worry about Traitor Tot, he’s turfed out. So Husk is threatening the largely pro Trump class of 2026
• Musk, like FrankenTrump is so self contained that he’s just a natural laughingstock when he tries to do normal. Traitor Tot bragged that he never changed a diaper, a necessary part of the bonding process. MSNBC had a clip on today with Musk strolling the halls of congress, giving a tyke a piggyback. Give me a break. Musk has something like eight kids from more different women than the membership of a book discussion club. If the tyke is one of Musk’s brood, he probably calls him Uncle Dad
• So far, Husk’s only official duty in the Traitor Tot administration is to co-chair some stupid Committee on Increased Government Efficiency with The Ratty swami. That’s a real thigh slapper. The committee is advisory only, and since most government functions are regulated through the budgetary process, a strictly congressional process, it’s not worth the paper it’s printed on. But I’d sign up for pay-per-view to see one of those meetings. Two self centered egomaniac billionaires, with Machine Gun Marjie for a groupie. That will be like a sack full of feral cats on the way to the river
• This one tickles me pink. Like Traitor Tot, Musk has a charitable foundation, but unlike Trump, Musk actually donates money to charities. But not enough it appears. Musk was notified that in the last required cycle, his foundation came up some $190 million light in the minimum it was required to donate, based on the size of the fund, leaving Musk on the hook for penalties

But here’s why Elon Musk has a definite shelf life, and the clock is already ticking on it. Musk is committing the cardinal sin. This is, above all else, The Trump Show, and The Cheeto Prophet is the executive producer, head writer, director, and star. And right now Musk’s ego is gobbling up all of this power-behind-the-throne and shadow presidency bullsh*t. But it won’t last.

Right now he’s sliding by because Traitor Tot is distracted with everybody showing up at Mar-A-Slobo to kiss his fat ass, and to get his administrative ducks in a row. But starting on January 20th, it’s All-Trump-All-The-Time. Musk will find himself on the outside, and Mar-A-Slobo Fats will have a tame Justice Department and IRS to make his point to all of the billionaires. Musk might want to have a quick confab with Steve Two Shirts bannon for a few pointers on that one.

Here’s how I see it. It was widely reported that Putin frequently referred to Traitor Tot as a useful idiot. And that’s exactly the way Trump sees Musk, as a useful idiot. He doesn’t really need Muck or his money anymore, he has his own government. And while Trump and Tim Walz may not agree on much else, they can both heartily agree on the fact that Elon Musk is nothing but another capering dipsh*t.

I thank you for the privilege of your time.

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