George Santos is a piece of work. The man has already been caught in two lies since he went to Washington, D.C., one that he was sworn in and the other that he voted on the omnibus bill.
In fairness, different freshman congress members did have automatic emails sent out, which were prepped before anybody knew that the House was going to grind to a halt on its first day and business as usual would not take place.
So we can forgive Santos the faux pas about getting sworn in. But voting on the omnibus bill? Uh uh. Here’s what his brief presence in Congress brings to the party so far. The man is completely out of it.
George Santos is AWOL. pic.twitter.com/GvIbVlZHiN
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) January 5, 2023
Now maybe he’s not AWOL. And why would I say that? This.
Again…from yesterday… pic.twitter.com/UAP6Egj29F
— Anita Allen (@drmammal) January 5, 2023
The man is clueless. He doesn’t have the slightest idea WTF is going on. My speculation is that he didn’t recognize his name, he’s used so many. He was probably deep in his fantasy world where he was in fact Genghis Khan right at that moment, leading the hordes, and not Santos the freshman congressman.
It's OK – I talked with Santos and he says he was busy repairing NASA's space shuttle and then running a food bank for Veterans who fought for their great country…
— Jim Nelson (@Jimnelson806) January 5, 2023
Yes, that makes sense. Silly us, we didn’t think about that.
I heard he was airlifted to the Mayo Clinic in Florida in order to perform the first brain transplant.
— UNITE TO REMOVE THE BLIGHT (@Sharpinsky) January 5, 2023

I saw that. Was he there this time? I think it's the 4th time he didn't hear his name. Maybe he is AWOL.https://t.co/7LCUogD4AM
— Beau Butler (@beaubutler1978) January 5, 2023
This video says it all. The guy is a mess. He doesn’t know what’s going to happen, he’s just hoping he can bluff his way through.
Proud of George Santos for not lying here. pic.twitter.com/Q2Vr0tn8SV
— Jason Selvig (@jasonselvig) January 3, 2023
Your guess is as good as anybody’s where the guy is, whether he’s there, standing up asleep, somewhere else physically as well as mentally. You decide. Another rocket scientist making $174,000 a year. Must be great to make that kind of cash and not even be awake.






















He was in the coat closet with the Qanon member from Georgia. Lindsey was jealous because he believed santos was a gay Jew.
Just another lying republican, his lies are just more unbelievable than the others.
The less truth the more brazen.
Will the real George Santos please stand up?
If he’s smart, he’ll start running for an extradition-free country right now. Please note the “If” in that statement.
I’m just getting caught up on things. Went out to Durham to get my fourth Covid shot and also the flu vaccine. (Already running a slight temp.) I got my shots at the Hillendale Clinic up the road where my PCP is, but the nurse couldn’t contain her excitement. Santos has been at the main VA Hospital, working with the hotshots at Duke University School of Medicine (in the hospital across the street from the Durham VA) putting the finishing touches on both a vaccine for ALL possible mutations of Covid and a pill that cures it within hours for those who’ve caught it. And another pill that cures effects of what’s known as long-term Covid! AND he’s given them his work on cellular growth technology that regrows limbs! Within a day a badly injured limb can be amputated and regrown with a PERFECT new one! And old injuries/amputations too! So let’s cut George some slack. He’ll get around to solving the space/time continuum to be able to be in two (or more) places at once!
I guess he wasn’t wearing his Superman outfit. A man of many talents.
That’s the answer. He had to change into Superman and go save somebody and then get back to the House.
I’m going with Occam’s Razor on this one. I’d say the most likely reason he failed to respond when the clerk called on George Santos for his vote is because that isn’t his name. Apparently he’s also been known as Anthony Devolder.