I remember one time seeing an extraordinary chocolate sundae. It had layers. It started out with a layer of rocky road ice cream, then there was a chocolate mousse ice cream on top of that, Then actual hot fudge and all this was stacked on a brownie.
The clip you’re about to listen to is like the sundae, except imagine different kinds of shit. If we start out with bullshit and then add a layer of horseshit, and then top it off with chickenshit and slap it down on a meadow muffin, you’ve got the idea.
Alex Jones co-host Owen Shroyer said he heroically saved someone’s life leaving the courthouse today: “The whole thing is on video. But Alex said he doesn’t want to put the video out because he feels like people would say he’s exploiting .. the attention.” pic.twitter.com/dgxRZvHb5O
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) August 5, 2022
Alex Jones heroically saved someone’s life. Alright, class, time for a quiz. This will give you the idea.
I heard that somebody jumped from a window and Jones lay down on the sidewalk and the person bounced off his belly and was saved.
— Ursula Faw (@ursulafaw56) August 6, 2022
Start all your replies, “I heard…”
- I heard Alex Jones was going to blow his brains out on the courthouse steps but decided not to, thereby saving a life;
- I heard Alex Jones took a shot at Herschel Walker. Walker is in critical condition, but his other multiple personalities are just fine and they’ve taken up a collection for Jones;
- I heard that Alex Jones grabbed a kid’s lemonade and drank it, claiming that he saw somebody put poison in it and he was trying to save the kid by sacrificing himself;
- I heard that Donald Trump, Jr. was going by the courthouse on a pogo stick and Jones opened up a manhole cover so Junior would fall in and be safe from ongoing traffic.
I’ll see your best efforts in the comments below.
I don’t know where Jones found his co-host, or stand in, or whatever TF this guy is, but he is a washout. And the church windows? Last time I saw Infowars, the set looked like the reception room in Hell. Where in the known or unknown universe was this absurdity filmed?