Once again we are at a stage in the saga of Jeffrey Epstein with a new plot development. If a writer wrote this, you would groan. You would totally be appalled that anybody would expect a reader to believe something this implausible, that Jeffrey Epstein has a small and very deformed male member. But since this is reality and not screen or novel writing, yes, we are asked to believe the testimony of one of Epstein’s victims, Rina Oh, that Epstein did in fact have a small, lemon-shaped penis. (And yes, I know Stormy Daniels spoke of Trump’s mushroom-shaped penis.) Whoever would have thought that these guys were built like something out of the produce section, but maybe that’s why they’re perverts, ya spose? Daily Beast:
“He had an extremely deformed penis,” Oh said. “Some people have described it as the shape of an egg. I think it was more of the shape of a lemon, and it was really small when it was fully erect. It was probably like two inches.”
Oh met Epstein in 2000 when she was a 21-year-old starting her career as an artist in New York City. She recalled that he offered her a scholarship to the School of Visual Arts with “no strings attached,” but she later suffered sexual abuse.
Oh is one of several Epstein victims who have joined forces with bipartisan lawmakers, including Georgia Republican Marjorie Taylor Greene and California Democrat Ro Khanna, to demand the release of federal investigation files related to the convicted sex offender.
Epstein’s manhood has been the subject of speculation since he stormed off a 2009 deposition after he was asked about his penis.
“Is it true, sir, that you have what’s been described as an ‘egg-shaped penis’?” Spencer Kuvin, a lawyer for multiple victims, pressed Epstein.
Epstein immediately looks to his lawyer, who says, “I’m going to give you the first warning, Mr. Kuvin, that these types of questions are not only argumentative but directed in a manner to embarrass Mr. Epstein. If you continue with this type of question, I will adjourn the deposition immediately.”
But Kuvin remained unfazed, going on to say: “Sir, according to the police department’s probable cause affidavit, one witness described your penis as ‘oval-shaped’ and claimed, ‘When erect, it was thick towards the bottom but was thin and small towards the head portion’ and called it ‘egg-shaped.’ Those are not my words, I apologize.”
The question prompted Epstein to take off his microphone and get up from the table.
You don’t need to be Freud to figure out that if Epstein did in fact have a deformed male member that that might account for his obsession with sex and his choice of sexual expression being on the abnormal end of the bell shaped curve of human behavior. I wonder if Masters & Johnson ever did any studies on men with abnormally shaped members?
I frankly can’t even visualize a two-inch lemon-shaped penis and I’ll buy the brain bleach for all of us for even introducing this image here. My Gawd, how much stranger is this story going to get before it’s all over?
“My Gawd, how much stranger is this story going to get before it’s all over?”
ETTD.
Much, much stranger, to effect the dying.
I have to say though that as weird as this story has gotten, I really was not expecting physical deformity to enter the picture. But it makes sense. if Epstein was marked on that level, then he would have overreacted. That’s not uncommon, we are told. There is an entire school of thought that Hitler became the monster that he did because of having only one testicle descend and now we are told from DNA that he may have had a micro penis. Not even sure what that is, but it matches Stormy Daniels’ description of what Trump has.
What IS it with the guy’s closest to Trump? Him and his shortish mushroom head dick. His (for years best bud Epstein with an even shorter and weirder shaped one. I shudder to think of what Stephen Miller’s ‘junk’ looks like.
Seriously though it to a degree explains Epstein’s obsession with young teens. Picking girls who were vulnerable meant picking girls that probably had little experience fooling around with boys. They might get a weird look on their face when seeing his deformed junk but could maybe more easily get past it not knowing much about what a normal erect penis looked like.
Birds of a feather flock together
That is definitely true. Another day “another wonderful secret” was how Trump phrased it, I believe?