I’m actually beginning to understand why the MAGAs are paranoid, and want to arm themselves and live in barbed wire-encrusted bunkers in the boonies. If you listen to right-wing *luminaries* the common thread is anxiety. Any minute now, life as you know it is screeching to an ass grinding halt. Forget about free speech or the right to bear arms, you better worry about whether you can buy gas. Now along comes Donald Trump Jr., and he’s here to tell you, forget about buying gas, you’re not going to be able to own a car and guess what, dude? You can forget about your cheeseburgers. FORGET ABOUT MY CHEESEBURGERS?!?!!! Yes, Joe Biden is going to take your rights, your guns, your car, and your cheeseburgers. So sayeth Junior.
lol pic.twitter.com/8UJvRUCtqV
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 24, 2021
The only way the right wing will learn not to do this is if we set up a whole bunch of media-like sites and publish off the wall articles about the Republicans…
Oh wait..we don't, because we don't need fake stories..the very real antics of Republicans are way crazy.
— USAF Veteran, Pro Gun Control Gun Owner. (@ashupasu) April 25, 2021
I'm assuming it's the coke – cause he otherwise might remember that this line of reasoning didn't help the last time they tried it.
— Tat2dLthr (@Tat2dL) April 25, 2021
I think Don Jr. should have at least one burger a day followed by a large butter covered steak with pounds of french fries.
— 19thAmendment (@suffragette333) April 25, 2021
With a family like this, who needs parody?
— Amy WEAR A MASK! Weed (@aweed01) April 25, 2021
Let them eat steaks. Or lobster.
— Ursula Faw (@ursulafaw56) April 25, 2021
And say, didn’t Dad used to sell steaks? Problem solved. And why do you need a car anyhow? Just hire a limo.
If I were the talking beard, i’d worry about two things: 1) what will I have to do in the joint to keep the snow falling; 2) what name is my boyfriend in prison gonna insist get tattooed on my ass. Seems a better use of his time. Some people say.
Give me cheeeseburgers……of GIVE ME DEATH!!!
*smirk^
It’s something which is never mentioned … but somehow I can’t help wondering if the fact that cheeseburgers are not kosher ties into this. Call me paranoid if you will.
No, it just that cheeseburgers are a historically American fast-food dating from when Ray Krocs made McDonald’s a household name. No need to go deeper than this.
‘With a family like this, who needs parody?’
With a family like this, parody just isn’t possible.
Is there intelligent life on Earth? Not if you look at “the talking beard” and the entire Trump clan.