Whether you are an Evangelical Christian in a Southern Megachurch or a hippie Druid setting starter tomatoes in his geodesic dome hothouse, the meaning of Easter is surprisingly consistent across all traditions – a celebration of the tenacity of life, be it human, cuddly or sometimes terrifying rabbits, or flora and other species of fauna rebounding after another struggle through months of darkness and cold.
That is unless you are the Dotard and his ghostwriter, who seems to have a stuck caps lock key and an aversion to ending sentences.
Is that you, Stephen?
Terrifyingly oblivious to both the solemnity and hope this season brings, whoever wrote the above diatribe seems to have set out to desecrate and, let’s speak plainly, take a big shit on our Easter Sunday, however we observe it…
One of my favorites, Ron Filipkowski has a sampling of reactions from sane people:
"WE WILL BE BACK!"
At first, I wondered if this was an Easter reference to both him and Jesus. But then I realized Donald would never share credit.
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) April 9, 2023
And Trump would never say “we” if he were writing he would say “I”.
It's always good to know he's terrified as we enjoy the day.
— Gailen David (@gailendavid) April 9, 2023
Watering the flowers with Trump tears. Perfect.
Then Jesus sighed, leaned over to the man beside him on a cross and said, "Now that one, he's going straight to hell"
— TruthHertzz (@TruthHrtzz) April 9, 2023
Both of them, hopefully.
and more spiritual insight pic.twitter.com/LkScQdPfLN
— Francis Ford Copulate (@MuskyElon13) April 9, 2023
How thoughtful. I wish the same underlying sentiment to him.
— Barklee, woke anti-facsist 🇺🇦🌊😷 (@northclarctica) April 9, 2023
👍 👍 👍
Just like Jesus would have said it.
— Leslieoo7 (@Leslieoo7) April 9, 2023
What a tender warm and fuzzy Easter message pic.twitter.com/6L2VPxri4f
— Annbiebs (@AnnBieb) April 9, 2023
I feel inspired. 🤦♀️
At least he skipped his “Happy Good Friday” post.
— AnnaKat 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🌻 ☮️ (@Wait_What_How) April 9, 2023
That’s something I guess.
I just can’t with the Orange Voldemort pic.twitter.com/ZHjFVkwZR1
— BostonSmaaht 🤗🏳️🌈🌻🇺🇦☘️ (@BSmaaht) April 9, 2023
💯 💯 💯
nothing says Easter like an enemies list
— 🎥_🎬 💙🌻😶🌫️😶😑😐😉🙃 (@MovieEv) April 9, 2023
Just remember, no matter how badly you may be feeling about yourself some days, just remember, you're not Donald Trump.
— Emsquare2022😇😘 (@emskware2022) April 9, 2023
On this holy day we turn to our nation's leaders to be insulted and for a host of not so subtle threats #blessed
— Thenoblephilistine (@noblephilistine) April 9, 2023
So basically happy Easter to himself.
— Squish (@Squish43172398) April 9, 2023
So Presidential! If your neighbor did this you’d seek a restraining order.
— Horatio McFlabbergasted (@HMcdoolittle) April 9, 2023
It's easy to imagine him spewing this in a strait jacket.
— Maskup☮😷💉🗽🌈🌊🇺🇲🇺🇦 (@maskwash2) April 9, 2023
But this guy really expresses my sentiments about Cornholeone’s post:
— William Previdi (@WilliamPrevidi) April 9, 2023
Happy Easter to you too, asshole.