Whether you are an Evangelical Christian in a Southern Megachurch or a hippie Druid setting starter tomatoes in his geodesic dome hothouse, the meaning of Easter is surprisingly consistent across all traditions – a celebration of the tenacity of life, be it human, cuddly or sometimes terrifying rabbits, or flora and other species of fauna rebounding after another struggle through months of darkness and cold.
That is unless you are the Dotard and his ghostwriter, who seems to have a stuck caps lock key and an aversion to ending sentences.
Is that you, Stephen?
Terrifyingly oblivious to both the solemnity and hope this season brings, whoever wrote the above diatribe seems to have set out to desecrate and, let’s speak plainly, take a big shit on our Easter Sunday, however we observe it…
One of my favorites, Ron Filipkowski has a sampling of reactions from sane people:
"WE WILL BE BACK!"
At first, I wondered if this was an Easter reference to both him and Jesus. But then I realized Donald would never share credit.
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) April 9, 2023
And Trump would never say “we” if he were writing he would say “I”.
It's always good to know he's terrified as we enjoy the day.
— Gailen David (@gailendavid) April 9, 2023
Watering the flowers with Trump tears. Perfect.
Then Jesus sighed, leaned over to the man beside him on a cross and said, "Now that one, he's going straight to hell"
— TruthHertzz (@TruthHrtzz) April 9, 2023
Both of them, hopefully.
and more spiritual insight pic.twitter.com/LkScQdPfLN
— Francis Ford Copulate (@MuskyElon13) April 9, 2023
😡
How thoughtful. I wish the same underlying sentiment to him.
— Barklee, woke anti-facsist 🇺🇦🌊😷 (@northclarctica) April 9, 2023
👍 👍 👍
Just like Jesus would have said it.
— Leslieoo7 (@Leslieoo7) April 9, 2023
Yup
What a tender warm and fuzzy Easter message pic.twitter.com/6L2VPxri4f
— Annbiebs (@AnnBieb) April 9, 2023
Amen.
I feel inspired. 🤦♀️
At least he skipped his “Happy Good Friday” post.— AnnaKat 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🌻 ☮️ (@Wait_What_How) April 9, 2023
That’s something I guess.
I just can’t with the Orange Voldemort pic.twitter.com/ZHjFVkwZR1
— BostonSmaaht 🤗🏳️🌈🌻🇺🇦☘️ (@BSmaaht) April 9, 2023
💯 💯 💯
nothing says Easter like an enemies list
— 🎥_🎬 💙🌻😶🌫️😶😑😐😉🙃 (@MovieEv) April 9, 2023
Yup
Just remember, no matter how badly you may be feeling about yourself some days, just remember, you're not Donald Trump.
— Emsquare2022😇😘 (@emskware2022) April 9, 2023
On this holy day we turn to our nation's leaders to be insulted and for a host of not so subtle threats #blessed
— Thenoblephilistine (@noblephilistine) April 9, 2023
Yup
So basically happy Easter to himself.
— Squish (@Squish43172398) April 9, 2023
As always.
So Presidential! If your neighbor did this you’d seek a restraining order.
— Horatio McFlabbergasted (@HMcdoolittle) April 9, 2023
🤣🤣🤣
It's easy to imagine him spewing this in a strait jacket.
— Maskup☮😷💉🗽🌈🌊🇺🇲🇺🇦 (@maskwash2) April 9, 2023
Yup
But this guy really expresses my sentiments about Cornholeone’s post:
— William Previdi (@WilliamPrevidi) April 9, 2023
Happy Easter to you too, asshole.
He is as delightful as a rotten easter egg.
Let’s see….
Was it 4th grade when we were taught about run on sentences?
Apparently, half of America thinks it’s good to have 3rd graders in charge…
Trump makes me sick …..
The former guy loves the imperial “we”.
The whining! The sniveling! Make it stop!!!
Let’s be honest, this is the same shit we’ve been hearing/reading/etc. from the evang x-tians for quite a while now. I’ve no more fucks to give about him, the x-tians, the cons, the ‘pubes…the only good thing is, well, I’m not sure there has been any good since these damn fools have been allowed to say the quiet things out loud.
Same shit from the same people: must be a day ending in “y”. I do find it appropriate this came out today. Of course we Jews see this shit and say “well, what the hell do you expect from these cretins?”
You know, Trump really shouldn’t be BAD mouthing his RW patriots like this! Trump might need some more money to try & get out of all his Criminal problems! RW projection, means, you never have to say your sorry!
I think Fat Donnie believes Easter is about HIS resurrection from try to.candidate *again.* Too.bad he doesn’t do the part that comes,*before* the resurrection. Except Melaniawould be too.happy to have her cut as the prenuptial promises to.carry oils and spices to.his resting place and no way is,an angel.waiting to greet Melanoma,Magdalene.
I’m glad he’s thinking of me on Easter Sunday. Now pardon me while I drop my trousers and bend over so he can kiss my white hairy ass. That’s what I think of his bullcrap. While normal people are thinking of Jesus and family this clown is clearly thinking about his own criminal self. That’s what you get with losers.