Pennsylvania’s Republican candidate for Governor Doug Mastriano is many things – and none of them good.
He is a proud Christian Nationalist who calls separation of church and state a myth, a former U.S. Army officer who likes to cosplay as a confederate soldier, an Obama Birther, and the only candidate for Pennsylvania Governor who has sworn to intervene in drumpf’s favor should the Lollapaloser flop in the 2024 Election as he did in his half-full hate rally in Wilkes-Barre last night.
OTOH, when Josh Shapiro hands him his ass in November, as FiveThirtyEight shows is most likely, giving Shapiro a 7.5% lead in the race, he can always fall back on his second choice for a dream career – a huckster for Trump Gold Coins, as above – though hopefully by that time his 9-11 hero will be languishing in the big house and only in need of commissary money for Halloween cosmetics and Red Starbursts.
Mastriano is indeed so full of it that no one should be surprised that he stood beside the Orangeutan last night and proclaimed that drumpf was a “champion on 9-11” – as the idiot nodded smugly in agreement, though someone who WAS actually there, aiding in the recovery, definitely took offense:
1. Trump lied and said he sent "100 of my men" to Ground Zero to help with rescue/recovery. There is literally no record of this. [2]
— Jeff Pearlman (@jeffpearlman) September 4, 2022
3. Trump said he donated $10,000 to the 9.11 Fund. The 9.11 Fund had no record of this. [4]
— Jeff Pearlman (@jeffpearlman) September 4, 2022
5. Trump said he watched the Towers fall "with my own eyes" from a window at Trump Tower. This would be physically impossible. [6]
— Jeff Pearlman (@jeffpearlman) September 4, 2022
6. The guy has milked 9.11 for y-e-a-r-s—which shows you how disgusting of a non-human he is, and always will be. #
— Jeff Pearlman (@jeffpearlman) September 4, 2022
“Disgusting non-human” sums the Orangeutan up nicely, Jeff, but what did your followers have to say?
Omg. What a nightmare.
— NurseJanaInNederland (@JanaHenk) September 4, 2022
A nightmare we apparently cannot wake from, Jana…
This, of all of his fucking revisionist history bullshit lies, this fucking egregious obviously provable fucking lie, infuriates me to no end.
We lost real heroes that day.
We lost Americans that day.
This cowardly opportunistic fucker is not going to hijack their deaths.
F that!— Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz) September 4, 2022
But tell us how you really feel, Jo.
Super Hero of 9/11 and yet he’s hosting several Saudi golf grift events. How do these people look at themselves in the mirror each day.
— Bob Mayerson (@74bobka) September 4, 2022
Yup.
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Thank you Jeff. His lies about 9/11 and 1/6 are so sickening and not just proof of what a non-human he is, which they absolutely are, but also what a complete and utter anti-American traitor he has always been.
— Andrew Wortman 🏳️🌈🇺🇸 (@AmoneyResists) September 4, 2022
— Robert M (@rob11563) September 4, 2022
Tenacious “T”gives us a cartoon that strikes to the heart of the matter:
— Tenacious “T” #VoteBlueToEndTheViolence 🌻 (@WillResistAdmin) September 4, 2022
The grift continues on right hand side of screen. So pathetic.
— Kevin L. Johnson (@Kevin_L_Johnson) September 4, 2022
Indeed.
Trump, the so-called billionaire, also applied, and got $150K from the money that was geared towards small businesses, affected by the attack.
He was never concerned about the buildings being lost, since he bragged about his building now the tallest.https://t.co/CgMzKp85gP
— Novelette Dryden (@DrydenNovelette) September 4, 2022
Trump’s philosophy is “Leave no loot unstolen.” Novelette…
I’m a NY’er.
I lost friends on 9/11.
I volunteered at Red Cross & organized a fund raising amongst 3 private schools on Long Island.
We were on news 12.
He. Was. Nowhere. 🤬 pic.twitter.com/u96pJx7kg8— Another Nasty Woman ☮️ 🇺🇦 (@1mfriend) September 4, 2022
Well, he was somewhere, Nasty Woman, just nowhere that mattered.
Didja ever notice his posture and head cocking when he is being praised or blessed ? pic.twitter.com/UkvTfcCO55
— Steven Lamb (@LambGonefishin) September 4, 2022
Yeah, Steve, that gets on my last nerve too.
Mastriano wants trump long enough to get him elected. After that, he doesn’t care. We need to make sure anyone voting knows Mastriano is an insurrectionist endorsed by a traitor.
— Cam Fentriss (@afentriss) September 4, 2022
Realpolitik.
Mastriano….😑 pic.twitter.com/h4fo3S2E0w
— Just Breathe 🧘🏾♀️ (@xenn1al) September 4, 2022
C’mon, PA. You can do better than inveterate liars and posers like Dr. Oz and Mastriano!
Vote Fetterman/Shapiro!
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“Doug” suffers from mental illness. He has been hit in the head too many times. He needs a bed in a hospital for the insane.
Go Penn!
Really now what the hell did we expect of former guy: he lies like a rug. For that idiot in PA to use him as a prop for his election shows just how desperate he is, how bad his campaign is actually doing. The smart….smarter? ‘pube candidates are distancing themselves now they’re past the primaries-they’re failing miserably but they are distancing themselves. lol. For any ‘pube candidate to still be hanging on to former guy’s coattails is sad because it proves they not only are not getting the independent voters, they’re not even getting the republican one. Dougy is trying to get a hold of magats and this late in the game he should be going for higher fruit.
You folks in PA are pretty damned lucky you have a pol like Mr. Fetterman. I wish we had him here in MT: we need him desperately. We only have garbage for pols.
I had friends who worked in the Twin Towers on 9/11 or worked nearby. It was weeks before,I could be sure they were okay. Trump.and Rudy lied about 9/22. Rudy pretends he never wore A mask. HD only took one off when cameras were rolling,just like Don the Con. Two.peas in the same rancid pod.
As usual, Forrest was right: Fascist is as Fascist does!