It is mid-August. Donald Trump has until the 25th at high noon to voluntarily present himself to address the charges levied against him today. This is a major time in American history. And happening concurrently at this amazing time in history, Mike Lindell is doing his usual yearly pilgrimage to America’s heartland to discuss his version of election fraud.
This year Mike has it wired. But then again, Mike has had it wired all the other years, too, and it always ends up being a fiasco. But not this time. This time the earth will move. And Mike is broadcasting this event in 85 languages, do you love it?
Mike Lindell has arrived in Missouri for his huge summit that will change the world. The summit begins Wednesday, and will be broadcast on Lindell TV in 85 languages. For real. pic.twitter.com/qUamNDRSAA
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 14, 2023
Will Mike be there alone? Dunno. But here’s some of the people he could have with him and the roles they could play.
Lindell releases guest list for his summit:
-Legal Scholar: Rudy Giuliani
-Losing prodigy: Kari Lake
-Track star: Josh Hawley
-Crimes advisor: Donald Trump
-Baboon impersonator: Marge
-Expert on counting to 10: Boebert
-Next James Bond: George Santos#ProudBlue #DemVoice1
— 💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 (@herotimeszero) August 14, 2023
What’s that you say? Rudy and Donald have warrants out for their arrest so they have bigger fish to fry? Pshaw. That’s why Mike is doing the summit in the first place. Here, let me explain it to you: Mike Lindell will prove, finally, that either Dennis Montgomery (the Hammer and Scorecard guy, who bilked Lindell out of $1.5 million for a house in Florida, back at the time of the original Lindell Summit) or somebody else has proven that the Italian satellites and the dead Argentine guy, using Marge Greene’s Jewish space lasers, really did steal the 2020 election and then Rudy and Donald will walk free. You see how simple all this is?
Now I keep telling Durrati that he should mosey down to Springfield and attend this freak fest and he keeps telling me that he doesn’t see any publicity or information in the local press, so maybe this momentous event is going to be limited to Lindell, his cronies, and whomever they can get to tune in via cell phone for a few hours. Who knows?
Here we go,
180 proof, Absolute Proof, revisited. We’re not even going to bother with the usual crack about Einstein and doing things over and over. We’re just too totally burned out to even mention that.