Poor God, he’s under attack by Joe Biden. That’s the bad news. But the good news is that He’s thanking Himself profusely that he has Donald Trump on board to help him through these difficulties. Trump is the perfect one to advise the Almighty, because Art Of The Deal, Trump informed us back in the day, was second only to the Bible. So it all makes sense, you see, one book about God and one about Trump and Trump will advise God now.
Comedian J-L Cauvin does it again with another uncanny voice impersonation. And the characterization is as stellar and spot on as the voice. This is the Voice of Trump.
Donald Trump is doing Bible Study all next week at YouTube/TrumpTheInternet – subscribe now TO STOP JOE BIDEN FROM HURTING GOD! pic.twitter.com/jYHboCXsYj
— J-L Cauvin (@JLCauvin) August 7, 2020
Yes, bad Joe! No matter what errors Joe may make with his verbiage, *rump is worse X10 (or more)
I needed a good laugh. The book of “job” part was awesome.
“Jahb needed a jahb.” So will Donald Trump in the foreseeable future.
IF he ever actually read any of the bible (cracking one open for show to the evangelical wingnuts isn’t actually reading!) it’s only because someone told him about Old Testament passages with stuff about guys sleeping with other guy’s wives. And incest. He’ll use any excuse to justify his sleazy thoughts and actions.
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If this was just audio, the MAGats could absolutely believe it was tRump!
What I realized from J-L Cauvin is that although Trump sounds like random stream of consciousness, his utterings actually have a discernible pattern, organization and flow. This guy nails it.