Mr. Animated Guy with the extremely nasal voice wants you to know that he does not “do coke” and he had to put in a slam of Hunter Biden in his public service announcement, because of course. Now here’s the obvious and oddball thing: have you ever known a single person, celebrity or otherwise, who goes on record saying, “I do not do coke?” It’s a bit like saying, “I am not a cannibal.” Yeah, okay. Um….is there any reason anybody might think you were? Very awkward proposition here, logically and otherwise, defending a negative.
Don Jr.: “Just to be clear— not doing coke. That's not my thing. Never has been…If I was a big drug user, you'd probably hear about it."
pic.twitter.com/TSHdeJT1kV— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) November 16, 2025
Uh, Junior, we HAVE heard about what a big drug user you are. It’s not an “if” proposition.
— Don the border king🐱🎹🥁🌊 (@johnny45436859) November 16, 2025
Sure @DonaldJTrumpJr . We believe you. pic.twitter.com/fKeqGY6COT
— Jasmin (@XxJasmine1990xX) November 16, 2025
The thing that is amazing here is that the internet is jam packed with videos of Junior looking completely wasted. How to explain that? Sure, once in a while we might all indulge, look like hell, but constantly? Day in, day out?
— Chip (@ChipJenkins1972) November 16, 2025
The meme above has been going around since about 2016, almost ten years now. So, yeah, the *rumors* are out there. And Junior is going to disprove them. Or, maybe it goes deeper than that, in which case Junior is screwed. What I’m thinking is maybe HE believes that he doesn’t do coke. Or not too much. Just a little here and a little there, no biggy.
Maybe it’s as simple as that. Or, maybe he thinks he will fool his father. Both concepts I find preposterous but we’ve covered all the bases right now, ne c’est pas? She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie, but somebody is, Junior.
and i am not a witch.
Haha “… I don’t do coke …” sure thing yah nasal megaphone, it’s plausible that “Coke does you! in reality. When the affected works that out, they realise it’s a little too late. They come to realise that over the course of their substance usage their addictive induced habits cause losses and regrets to materialise, and then finally, these crystallise, in more bankrupt, white anting ways than one.
Reminds me of Richard Nixon’s”I am not a crook”.
“If I was a big drug user, you’d probably hear about it.”
Yes. Yes I had heard about it.
Mr ‘Blindfold me with dental floss’ eyes.