First is a slip of the tongue, twice is confusion, third time’s dementia. And Trump’s gaffes are too countless to notice, but he’s forming an interesting pattern here: he can’t keep all the political players straight. He’s gotten Hillary confused with Obama, Obama confused with Biden and then said Biden was going to start WWII. In a time machine? And all that was just last week. Today, he’s got Jeb Bush confused with Dubya. Maybe next he’ll confuse Dubya with H.W. or H.W. with Jeb and believe he beat H.W. No, Donald, Bill Clinton did that. Nobody knows where this is going, except all are in agreement that the direction is downhill.
Under the command of Jeb Bush, our army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rockets' red glare, it had nothing but victory.
— Truth Hurts (@TruthHrtzz) September 25, 2023
True dat. Jeb Bush just kept winning and winning, until we all got tired of winning. After the Revolutionary War he won the War of 1812, then on to the Civil War, the Mexican-American War, the Spanish-American War, both World Wars I and II, oh Jeb was one busy beaver. Let’s hear it for Jeb!
— Katrina McKinney (@catincoggnito) September 25, 2023
Everybody gets on Joe Biden’s case for his gaffes, but Trump has him beat all to hell. And Biden doesn’t double down and pretend that he really meant what he just said. He admits to bungling. Trump never has and never will, no matter how bad he looks, and how many times.
Jeb Bush's wife invaded Paris stores one time and came back with a bunch of expensive clothes she didn't declare at customs but that's the only foreign policy faux pas I remember him being involved in.
— BeaglesResist (@BeaglesResist) September 25, 2023
If ADHD had dementia, it would look like this.
— TxCheesehead (@xcheesehead) September 25, 2023
History according to Trump: While as Governor of Florida, Jeb! Bush invaded Afghanistan. DuhSantis might be inspired.
— Siracusa (@siracusa11) September 25, 2023
DeSantis will invade Taiwan, are you kidding? Or maybe nuke Iceland, who knows?
Enough said… pic.twitter.com/WUO42S5taW
— Bif BLM 🚫 DM 🏳🌈 (@mooncusser54) September 25, 2023
Not all the bats are in the belfry. I well remember the day when Michelle Bachmann handily walked away with the batshit award. No more. Now the GOP standard bearer gets it, hands down. He’s at least 50 points ahead in that competition, I will give him that.