Donald Trump, nursing a bruised and battered ego buffeted by the surging campaign of his nemesis Kamala Harris overtaking him in the national and battleground state polls, the city government of Asheville, North Carolina demanding he pay up on his outstanding 2020 campaign debt to them before they would issue a permit for today’s rally, and then his advance people being forced to rent tiny Thomas Wolfe Auditorium (capacity 2,400) to avoid the embarrassment of acres of empty seats, traveled back in time to his happy place when he was the master of shitty reality TV declaring to Harris onstage “You’re fired!”
Sorry, dipstick, it doesn’t work like that. No matter how upset you are that Harris is handing you your ass and you are forced to speak at this tiny venue…
I grew up in Asheville and am very surprised to see Trump’s rally is in the Thomas Wolfe Auditorium… it only holds like 2,000 people. Odd choice when you’re trying to fight claims that your rally numbers are small in comparison to your opponent. https://t.co/6VsR19zhIS
— Dame (@damedotblog) August 14, 2024
…it is not your prerogative to fire the person who is going to beat you in November.
No matter how much you huff and puff…
Guy thinks he is still a game show host
— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) August 14, 2024
🙄🙄🙄
He’s just getting sadder and sadder every day
— Max (@DiscordMaxx) August 14, 2024
Yup
bro she has a job, you are the unemployed one
— Christopher Swan (@chicagochris50) August 14, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
He isn’t beating the “weird” allegations any time soon.
— Voter Protection Project (@voterprotectpac) August 14, 2024
Nope
America: Trump…this is awkward…we fired you.
— Rose Benson (@NotoriousRBF) August 14, 2024
Yup
Sorry, #FatHitler. It doesn't work like that.
— Jonathan Greenberg (@JournalistJG) August 14, 2024
No, it doesn’t.
More chuckles from Asheville:
It’s really sad that they’re keeping the crowd at Donald Trump’s Asheville, North Carolina rally in the dark.
Do they not want to show how small the Thomas Wolfe Auditorium is or something?
— Art Candee 🍿🥤 (@ArtCandee) August 14, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
Woman from TN at Trump rally in NC today: “I think that women’s rights are really important, and Trump is fighting for women’s rights.” pic.twitter.com/oMOfETD8El
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 14, 2024
Did we say they are dumb? Yes, I believe we did.
The Thomas Wolfe Auditorium, where Donald is hosting his Asheville, North Carolina rally today, only has seating capacity for 2,431.
The article that they quote calls it a dump.
How big will Donald claim his crowd size was? pic.twitter.com/IIdbt3z1zu
— Art Candee 🍿🥤 (@ArtCandee) August 14, 2024
At least 10,000.
Toddlers think you disappear when they can't see you
— Regina Siglain (@SiglainRegina) August 14, 2024
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Trump business model: https://t.co/ugJ55BSger
— Troy Matthews (@Troy_in_Tahoe) August 14, 2024
Yeah, we watched it happen when you were in office.
Trump: The head of the prime minister of Hungary, tough man, strong man, somebody always I got along with, I get along with the strong ones, I do not get along with the weak ones. *points to head* It's a personality defect pic.twitter.com/CqQaFFnCQy
— Acyn (@Acyn) August 14, 2024
It’s a mental illness.
Rarely has a state been assaulted with as much stupid in one day as North Carolina has today.
And the campaign is just getting started…






















I LOVE that line, “toddlers think you disappear when they can’t see you.” OMFG!! That’s WONDERFUL! That’s about the state of Trump’s mind right now.
Oh, God he is getting mentally ill. It is frightening.
…..not “getting mentally ill” – he always was – since childhood. We’re just seeing it manifest itself increasingly day by day by day by…..
“Rarely has a state been assaulted with as much stupid in one day as North Carolina has today.”
So true Dino.
Esse Quam Videri…to be rather than to seem. The state motto. He’s a walking violation of everything integrity means.
Isn’t it weird how pathetic he sounds, and looks?
Sad.