HOOKED: New Troumpy Trout a Must-Have for Christmas
This is an obvious one because Donald Trump has always been as smart as a fish, so it makes perfect sense that he'd go...
FIRE LINE: California Hosed By Latest Trump Threat
In 2018, California suffered through some of the worst wildfires in history - even San Francisco was bathed in orange due to smoke unleashed...
Are the Urban Legends About Barron Killing Pets True?
The Trump family rivals the Addams Family and the Munsters for weirdness. They all, collectively, project more than an IMAX theater. So if the...
Melania ‘Violated’ By FBI ‘Raid’ Of Mar A Lago
Sometimes I see a headline and my mind just goes blank for a brief time. This time it was about Melania Trump criticizing the...
HOT AFFAIR: MAGA Rep’s Wife Emails Payback Letter to Congress
Tennessee's MAGA Congressman Mark Green - a self-professed family values guy, hasn't been valuing the sanctity of marriage lately. He's having an affair with...
A Perspective On Why “Every Vote Counts” Please Read
I know that the popular mantra for all of those lazy, clueless bastards out there is Why vote? A single vote doesn't matter in tens...
The “Magic Number” To Keep An Eye Out For In Polls
I know, I know, polls are for sh*t. But we're now 53 days from showtime, and there are some reasons to look at them...
UNHINGED: Trump Continues to Crater in Hopeless Press Conferences
Donald Trump seems to be having a long "no good very bad day" going back over 72 hours now because he's completely unhinged today....
Even With His New “Game Plan,” Harris Is STILL Two Steps...
I just wrote an article about how Traitor Tot is going back to his original 2016 playbook in the waning days of the 2024...
Mr. Trump, Please Repeat After Me, “Stupid, With This Ring, I...
Who can forget when we got married? Over the threshold I got carried. No other bride would be so sweet! Eat Mrs. Goldfarb, eat  Allan...
