Discouraged Donnie Takes His Hurt Fee-fees, Runs, And Screams
Someone is unhappy with SCOTUS. Awwwwww. His case isn’t going the way he wants. So, he cuts his appearance short and leaves, then rants...
Late Night: J(usta) D(umbass) Has A New Book
And we don’t care. Since his first one was lies, this second one isn’t going to be much better, but let’s ask our cynicism...
FBI Gets Haunted By Poor Decisions
Heh. A couple of people are in trouble for doing something stupid, and now they’re paying for it. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer...
Dimwit Donnie Tries To Steal Votes By Executive Order
We can say this man is obsessed with voting. He still insists the election was stolen from him in 2020, and that’s *so* old....
Petey Boy Is Supposed To Reassure Americans
Yea no. Of all the people, he is about the *last* person to ask to do that for the people. He’s mad with violence....
Alex Jones Turns On Trump, Tells MAGA “Cut Bait”
If there's one person not worth listening to on the airwaves, it is Alex Jones. However, today he's talking about how incoherent Donald Trump...
Lawmakers Seen On Break As Shutdown Continues
Let’s thank TMZ for this one. They broke the story of Lindsey Graham at Disney World. They’ve been tracking other lawmakers. This is like...
Trump Hilariously Tells Allies Just “TAKE IT” Oil From Iran
That military logician, Donald Trump, has been giving instructions to allies all day on Truth Social and they still keep ignoring him, primarily, and...
Another Trump Bankruptcy (Our Country, For Tariffs) In The Works?
Trumpy Dumpty must be having a fit over this. He doesn’t want to give the tariff money back. And we might not be able...
Trump’s Presidential Library Has More Airplanes Than Books
AI is wonderful for imagining things. Eric Trump released the clip you're about to see of a gargantuan building with a gold entryway, naturally,...
