Flopped Trump Rally In Crucial Swing State of Pennsylvania
There's an axiom in the theater that the house doubles in the last ten minutes before curtain time. It looks like the reverse is...
Black Comedy Visions Of Second Trump Term and “President Vance”
Laughter is healing primarily because it relieves tension. The last days of any presidential campaign are nerve wracking but not like what we're experiencing...
“I Wanna Be A Whale Psychiatrist” Chatters the Best the GOP...
How many roads must a man walk down before "rushing winds" show him the answer is "blowing things?" Whut? Oh, excuse me, do I...
Supporters Bail as Trump Does Rogan: Three Hours Away ‘Wasted Day’
If you have time - a lot of time - this weekend, you might head on over to that YouTube contraption and listen to...
Undertaker’s Theme With Porta Potties vs. Rock Stars At A Packed...
The Trump rally in Michigan tonight (to which he arrived three hours late) conjures up the atmosphere of a Vincent Price movie. Seriously. The...
This Tears It! There Is NOTHING Too Crass, Cynical And Disgusting...
You know the old standard saying, so much used in the Traitor Tot era of You can't make this sh*t up? Well, this atrocity belongs in...
Whoa! Trump Calls In 3 Hours Late To Speech, Rallygoers Leave...
Something major is going on in Michigan right now and nobody knows what. Donald Trump's campaign announced within the past half hour (it's 5:45...
Trump Finally Grosses Out His OWN Base. Along With Everybody Else
This finally had to happen at some point. As Trump has devolved farther and farther into psychosis, his language has devolved to a level...
WaPo Resignations, “If You Don’t Have The Balls To Own A...
The $hit has just hit the fan, friends and readers, and it's going all over the walls right now. Bigly. When I say "readers"...
The Best Cycle-To-Cycle Comparison I’ve Seen So Far. And Likely Will
Finally! I've been nibbling around the edges of this for you guys for the last week or so now, but just couldn't quite put...


























