Maybe I’ll start being a social media troll. I normally would have no interest in such a quest but tonight I have learned that you can literally make an inflammatory and admittedly stupid comment simply for effect and a few hours later, Sean Hannity and all the stars in the Fox firmament are amplifying your shitpost as the gospel and claiming that major legal wheels are now in motion. A few hours ago we ran a post here on how an admitted “professional shitposter” by the name of Michael Anderson had posted that his “cousin” was on the Trump jury and said ahead of the conviction that Trump would be convicted.
Now we find out that the shitposter is actually married to the supposed cousin. (Don’t ask me. I’m just the stenographer for a gigantic entity called the You Can’t Make This Stuff Up file.) The poster was informed in a Facebook comment that he had just implicated his cousin/spouse/whatever in a crime. In our earlier post the poster identified himself as Michael Anderson. Basically, he admitted that he was a “professional shitposter” and this was his artform for the day, i.e., a troll; something not true, just designed to elicit a strong reaction. And that it did! Fox News got right on it. Sean Hannity had a couple of guests on and even though a previous show host had said that the story would be picked up again on Monday, Hannity ran with it.
Here are the posts that has every #MAGACultMoron screaming “mistrial!” 🤣https://t.co/NKRpjOA9eQ
— Scott 𝕏 (@bullriders1) June 8, 2024
Say, could “Michael Anderson” be Rudy Giuliani? I mean, he married his cousin and he imagines the outcome of trials, elections, all kinds of things as a matter of course. While we’re out here totally in the weeds, divorced from all reality, let’s bring in Rudy, shall we? Why not?
Ahh, to be a member of Congress and fall for this is sad. Did he send money to a Nigerian prince too?
— David Ohl (@ohlhawkfan) June 8, 2024
We laugh, but don’t be surprised if James Comer convenes a committee on Monday.
I'm pretty sure you guys are being trolled with an image of a porn star.
Reverse image search pulled up
"Johnny Sins"— 𝐌𝐫. 𝐖𝐢𝐜𝐤 ⭕️ (@SoonMrWick) June 8, 2024
Hey, don’t be surprised if this guy is James Comer’s star witness in the not too distant future. This is the world we live in. This is the Planet Nutzz. It earned that title when a certain refugee from Bizarro World descended a golden escalator, surrounded by cheering paid extras back in the fall of 2015. We haven’t been the same world since then. The reality TV actor has been selling unreality to the rubes, and fleecing them, while a complicit GOP drags the rest of our culture down into the mud, so the actor can return to power.
I wonder if he’ll stick to the same story when te FBI haul him (and his cousin/spouse) for a nice little chat while under caution
The “research” department at fux nuz is staffed by one terminally ill sloth. When you know this, it becomes clear why obvious nonsense passes for “news” at fux. We think this sloth is from the same family that produced the researcher that worked for limbaugh.
In a nation of morons…you can sell sand to the Arabs.
while the Arabs steal our water in Arizona and God knows where else….
I have a question, is his hacker alias Neo ???? Mister Anderson, and the Republicans must be the Smiths 😂