Who would have thought that these two would bump heads, let alone have an all out digital slug fest? But Mattie started it. He has some ax to grind with Dan Bongino, evidently, and so things got ugly and toute suite. Gaetz started out with Bongino’s political record (before he became Deputy Director of the FBI) and it got wild from there.
Ouch. And that exchange was in return for this exchange.
That was Gaetz’ opening salvo. And all that Bogino had done was sign in and say hello and announce that he was back on social media. Daily Beast:
Gaetz typed up a lengthy, snarky response to Bongino.
“I’m glad you remember meeting me so many years ago,” he wrote. “I recall you gave a moving speech about your time in law enforcement. I told you I liked it.”
Gaetz continued, referencing his Florida politician dad, “I’m deeply proud of my father. We make a great team. Are you saying having a successful father is a bad thing? Did you share that viewpoint with President Trump? Or Don Jr? I share your distain (sic) for monied insiders. It’s why I was the ONLY Republican in Congress who refused lobbyist and PAC donations.
“Why are you angry at me? Because you don’t like my face? This is your big white pill message against the doomers? That I have a bad face? You made a post about being a candidate for office during the Tea Party movement, and twice thereafter. I didn’t know that full history, so I simply asked @grok if you had won any of those elections. Apparently, you underperformed as a political candidate. But you’re a world-class streamer. Cool.”
Bongino then resorted to indirect digs, resharing a post that read, “Q: What’s the difference between Matt Gaetz and a bag of dogs–t? A: The bag!”
I wonder if Coppertone Caligula knows that the troops are fighting amongst themselves like this?
Once Coppertone Caligula is aware, he’ll not resist interfering using his own vindictive style of, and penchant for, barb and snark. Then one and all will get to sit back and witness a three-way head-butt sandwich whilst humming this:
Oh-oh, the barbs are gettin’ bigger
Oh-yeah, the quips are gettin’ bigger
Oh-oh, the snark is gettin’ bigger
Yeah-yeah, Coppertone Calugula and Bratty Boy, they’ll be gettin’ trigger’d
Yeah-yeah, hmmmmm hmmmmm, they’re gonna get’ triggered
Oh-yeah, yeah- yeah, they’re get’n triggered
Yeah-yeah, hmmmmm hmmmmm
A mismatch between two evidence based disgraced ‘fumb ducks’ being out penned, out barbed, and triggered by another from their own fold, but maybe not as disgraced.
What a pair of dipshits. They should each be given a penknife, tied up in a giant bag and tossed into a swarm of hungry alligators in the Everglades.
Nah. Alligators are generally opportunistic and non-discriminatory feeders but I can’t imagine the hungriest and most desperate alligator going after either Gaetz or Bongino.