It trumps everything else we’ve seen thus far, except for Jewish Space Lasers. One of the Terrible Trio has opened her mouth, and something stupid came out. This is not a good look for her when she’s running for re-election. No matter what Ho-bert, Mace, or MTG says (well, except for MTG speaking out about the shutdown and supporting Democrats), it’s going to be a new kind of garbage. This one is cringeworthy. From Raw Story again:

Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) has resorted to emails about “aliens” in an attempt to raise funds for her re-election campaign. According to KDVR, Boebert questioned the existence of aliens and UFOs in an email sent to her supporters on Monday. “Are aliens real?!” a website linked in the email asked, along with a request for money.

Excuse me? Pardon me? Sorry, I didn’t hear you correctly. Aliens? Good gods. This is bad for her, especially after some of the things like BeetleGate and such. Maybe her son is an alien, and that’s why he screws up so much. Talk about idiocy. It was hard to read that title of the RS piece, let alone the article, because, y’know, laughter. Lots and LOTS of laughter. Everyone’s eyes are rolling back into their heads and coming up lemons because this is ridiculous.

“For decades, our government has shrouded the truth about UFOs in a veil of secrecy,” the fundraiser insisted. “They tell us we’re crazy like we can’t see these things flying through the air with our own eyes.” “I SAY ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! The American people aren’t children to be spoon-fed half-truths or dismissed with vague excuses. We deserve to know what’s really going on up there.” KDVR Democratic analyst Andy Boian called the email a sign of desperation.

You have to be desperate to say sheer nonsense like this. She’s doing a lot of things wrong and nothing right … that we know of. Showing up for Congress is only right in that she was doing her JOB to be there! She’s gone nuts. Desperately nuts. Alien nuts. Why do we have to put up with her? Do her constituents not pay attention to the news? I don’t get it. We don’t get it.

“This is almost a cry for help in politics, to be honest,” he explained. “And she may raise a few thousand dollars, but she’s also going to get a lot of really weird looks.” “The government is shut down, and there’s no opportunity right now to talk. So, what she needs to be doing is facilitating a way to get the government open again, not worrying about whether or not we have UFOs in our skies,” Boian added. Boebert’s campaign told KDVR that the fundraising tactic was “performing extremely well.”

*snort* uh, huh. Suuuuure it is. Wouldn’t it be nice to flip her seat and not have to listen to her? By the grace of god, let this be the end of her. She doesn’t deserve to be in Congress. She knows nothing and is just one of the Republican sheep. Keeping her out would be one of the best things someone could manage. Then we can say WHAM. See you later (never), Ms Ho-bert. Please? Please get her out.

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2 COMMENTS

  1. When someone has to struggle to get a GED, and demonstrates stupidity at every turn…why expect anything from such a source? I hope a superior species does show up. I’d cast my lot with them over the death cult run by the stupidest human that ever drew breath.

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  2. Well, maybe Bobo’s been watching too much TV. After all, aliens have visited the good folks in South Park, Colorado, on numerous occasions (and, when it was discovered that Earth is just a reality show produced for the entertainment of numerous alien species, and due to be “cancelled” after the inhabitants of Earth learned this “truth,” the boys managed to save us; on the other hand, maybe if Drumpf had been in office when the Earth Reality show was facing cancellation, Kyle, Stan, Cartman and Kenny would’ve just stayed with the aliens–I know I would’ve preferred that, even if I had to suck on an alien’s jagon).. And the SyFy TV series, “Resident Alien” is set in Colorado (although the original comic book version is set in Washington State).

    And, knowing Bobo, I really wouldn’t put it past her to mistake a TV show for reality. She strikes me as the kind who, when she was a kid, would’ve lit herself on fire to be like the Human Torch (the reason why the 1980’s “Fantastic Four” cartoon replaced the sweet Johnny Storm with that damn, annoying robot, H.E.R.B.I.E.)

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