Stop, look and listen. This is not something that you are going to see every day. We have purported billionaire Donald Trump making his third run for the presidency, with a track record of one win, one loss. Although he doesn’t acknowledge the “loss.” No, he claims the 2020 election was “won by a landslide” but Evil Forces managed to wrest it away from him. Now, the Florida resident is in his New York penthouse, which has been compared to CostCo meets Versaille, for all of its tacky gilded splendor. And he has a word for the rubes his devoted MAGA cultists and that is send money. Stat.
Asking for donations from a golden gilded high rise apartment overlooking Central Park.
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) October 10, 2024
Isn’t that a heartbreaking sight? A billionaire, standing beside his window with the panoramic view of New York, New York, top of the list, A-number one, the top of the heap, and he’s got to ask the little people to give him money to make campaign ads. Why? Wellll, it’s kinda a long story but it looks like Truth Social is broken. I know that’s shocking, but take a look.
The Trump campaign in one picture. https://t.co/DrSG3i8S02
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) October 10, 2024
Yes, I know it’s supposed to be worth $12 Billion, or maybe it was $6 Billion, who knows, but it doesn’t seem to be functioning right now. And no, we don’t know where Devin is, or why he doesn’t fix the fucking thing the stellar website which we are given to know is the True Voice Of America. What’s that you say? Maybe I should call Devin and hook him up with my techie? That’s a thought. I would like to be the first to tell Devin that little Word Press sites like this one are doing just fine, and we won’t see a $6 Billion valuation if we’re in business for the next two or three millenia, so I don’t know what’s wrong with his rig. Let me see if Devin is listed with directory assistance……
While we’re waiting for that call to go through, let’s check in on some of Donald’s money making projects. Here’s one.
I ❤️ TRUMP!
If you love Trump too, I WANT YOU TO HAVE ONE OF THESE HATS.
Chip in to help President Trump WIN and we’ll send a hat right to your door.
With your support, we will Make America Great Again!
— Alina Habba (@AlinaHabba) September 5, 2024
I can’t imagine why there isn’t a deluge of cash rolling in, in response to this ad. Why should Donald have to make a plea from his living room? Wait a minute, maybe all the MAGAs went broke with the $100,000 gold Trump watch, ya spose? I mean, you can get a gold Rolex for $30,000 but far better to spend three times as much to have Trump’s name on your wrist, branding you forever as a complete idiot staunch supporter, right? Right.
Donald is trying everything but somehow it’s three and a half weeks before the election and he’s run out of cash to do political attack ads.
Trump must have received additional talk points from the Kremlin. pic.twitter.com/vB44SsZZsD
— Thiru (@thiruverseII) October 10, 2024
That’s the state of things, folks. The best MAGA minds, including Vlad himself, are on top of this. Truth Social is indeed having some problems. I just tried to play a video over there, it just froze.
But money can cure many things. So let’s see if Donald is successful today in his fundraising quest. Nothing is sadder than a billionaire without bucks, right?
Yes. But the gold Rolex wasn’t worn by Abraham Lincoln.
You know, I’m starting to think this DonOld fellow isn’t as rich as he says he is.
Despite all the money he’s sent daily.
I’ll bet he doesn’t even own that fancy apartment, his bank does.
Judgements await!!!
I presume he’s in NY because MAL got somewhat wet.
I seem to recall that at the onset of the onslaught of what would be his Residency,it promised to be self-funding, cuz “billionaire”…blah,blah blah and other crap. Yet he’s a HUUUUUUGE fan of Oscar Brown Jr’s “The Snake” (which his family has objected repeatedly to his use of)
wait for it….because he’s the snake! Everyone here is capable of critical thinking which is why we understand all the GOP projection of pretty much anything/everything.I am exhausted and frustrated by the depth and breadth of American stupidity. I know I’m not alone but I’m scared that we seem to be outnumbered.Losing our democracy through lazy indifference is so f***ing American. I can only reach those that are willing, and I try, daily. The future depends on it.
As the USA gesso goes the world, literally.
Goes. To be fair to spellcheck I have BFA and have used a fair amount of gesso. I just hate how it mucks up a salient thought that (doesn’t really as we mostly understand the glitch) we end up correcting so as not to look silly. Ugh. Have a good weekend all!