Right-wingnuttia seems to have gone and lost its damn mind. Pundits on that side of the political spectrum began characterizing the Super Bowl as a contest between Nancy Pelosi’s San Francisco 49ers and Taylor Swift’s Kansas City Chiefs. In plain English, they put together a situation where the libs can’t lose. That’s pretty strange, just on its face.

But it gets much stranger still. A conspiracy theory was cobbled together about the Chiefs being involved in a CIA operation. Seems the CIA enlisted the aid of Taylor Swift some time back due to her refusal to support Donald Trump in 2020 and again this year. The key to the conspiracy theory is that this is Super Bowl 58, which if you add together 5 + 8 you get 13 and that’s the name of Swift’s latest album.

Whut? Yes, I know the feeling. It would be best if you hit this link to Fox News and let them explain it.

“I was born on the 13th. I turned 13 on Friday the 13th. My first album went gold in 13 weeks. My first No. 1 song had a 13-second intro,” she revealed.

“Every time I’ve won an award I’ve been seated in either the 13th seat, the 13th row, the 13th section or row M, which is the 13th letter.”

What’s that you say? Sounds like witchcraft, wicked witchcraft? I’m sure that’s next. But wait, there’s more.

Fans also noticed that the date of this year’s Super Bowl is Feb. 11, which can be written as 2/11. Two plus 11 equals 13.

Additionally, the team facing the Chiefs is the 49ers. Take four and add it to nine, and you get Swift’s lucky 13.

Isn’t that simply cosmic? Isn’t your mind totally blown? Remember, this is a Fox News reported conspiracy theory and this is the level of “mind” that votes for Donald Trump.

So Uncle Joe had to kick in his two cents.

I confess to not understanding at all what this obsession is with Taylor Swift. But as long as she’s encouraging people to get out and vote and don’t vote for Trump, I don’t need to understand it. The result will be sufficient.

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5 COMMENTS

  1. That numerology reminds me of a favorite South Park episode where Cartman explains the “conspiracy” with some weird-ass “numerology” that’s just made up nonsense:

  2. IMO: To the RW, everything is a “GAME” of, one-up-man-ship! RW doesn’t GOVERN, they play games to make Liberals the “enemy.” RW are UNFIT to GOVERN! GQP are showing you, who they really are dysfunctional & immature, believe it!

  3. For an old guy, he sure strikes terror into the maga crowd! Next thing you know we’ll find out he’s having an affair with Melania and Taylor swift! I don’t have the evidence…just a theory.

  4. After 12 wretched years in GA,,I concluded that we need to fence off the South and turn it into a very large asylum. To leave,,you will have to take a mental exam. God that that border wall. Just surround those confederate states plus,TX,and Oklahoma.

    • Hey…I’m Opie Taylor from Mayberry NC…we were the last to join, surrounded by the confederacy, and lost more soliders than the others. Our nickname is from two stories, one of which is we didn’t run during a battle and Lee said we stood fighting like we had tar on our feet. The US Constitution’s bill of rights was supposedly copied from a document from NC. The Mecklenburg Proclamation was the first official action against Great Britain. Our state university was the FIRST to admit students in 1789. I’ve lived in Florida, California, Oregon and Massachusetts and found racists dumbasses everywhere. The 76 million that voted for Trump didn’t all come from the south. We have only 9 million and the triangle is a democratic stronghold. Just saying.

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