One supposes that it’s entirely legitimate to say that given the nearly unlimited resources available to Elon Musk, it would be hard for Musk to be “irresponsible” in impregnating any number of women – just a chode, so to speak, for his willingness, indeed – glee, in doing so. No matter what the number, it’s not like Musk’s child is not going to be fed and dry. So, it creates a situation in which Musk can literally become the new Genghis Khan, father to thousands, the only limitation being that part of his brain that loosely ties him down in a dizzied-up combination of ethics, public relations, sensibility, personal commitment, and commercial viability, such that Musk won’t spend a year on a ranch outside Austin “farming” kids out to women. I’m drifting… He’s a dad, again, at least according to Ashley St. Clair, 31, a just-so-darling conservative influencer. That makes 13 kids with four women, and that makes this more than a bit ew-inducing. That’s a lot of kids and too many women. Isn’t it?
On the other hand, Elon seems like the type to welcome the news by an “oh so cute” young conservative mom saying Elon overwhelmed her with something:
A conservative influencer claimed she gave birth to a child fathered by Elon Musk in a shocking public declaration on social media. Author Ashley St. Clair, 31, alleged in an X post Friday night that she and Elon Musk share a 5-month-old child.
“Five months ago, I welcomed a new baby into the world. Elon Musk is the father,” read her statement, which was captioned “Alea lacta est,” Latin for “the die is cast.”
If confirmed, the baby would be Musk’s 13th child with four different women. The South African Tesla founder shares five children with first wife Justine Wilson — first having twins Vivian and Griffin and then triplets Kai, Saxon and Damian.
Now, one has to be a bit careful here because the possibility of rank hypocrisy becomes overwhelming. I assume I am not the only one turned off by the four mothers thing, please say that I’m not? And yes, it is critical to note that there is an important mens rea at work. Some of us have been extremely lucky to be kept company by dozens and dozens… many women, over the years, but never for a moment intended to have children with said women and, indeed, precautions were taken… There is something “different” to actually impregnating four women than, say, hanging out with five times four women, and I think that’s fairly self-evident because I know plenty of guys like me, who have been lucky, and not all that many like Elon, who make mothers lucky. Is that correct, or at least correct enough?
There are so many question marks but we do have some clear guideposts, which is more than the kids have, my god – bar codes will be needed… First, this article shouldn’t exist because clearly, Musk loves having people know that he’s not only with women all over the place but he maintains enough youthful vigor that he’s still impregnating them – God, he just loves this… So there’s that. The other inescapable conclusion is that the child will be fine – certainly, but don’t expect him or her to have a good relationship with Dad. On that, Musk has a particularly bad record. (Imagine how happy his current son will be upon learning that he went nuts in the Oval Office with a dad too stupid to control him and now he’s forever marked as “that one” of Musk’s kids). This is not to say that a kid “needs” both parents, thankfully we’ve proven that very very good people can come from difficult one-parent families. But there most certainly are costs to Musk’s self-indulgent lifestyle, one of which is that his kid will figure out that he or she was just “one of” and that number may reach 50 in the next few years – there are very few limiting factors at this point and one of them is Musk’s ego, to give you an idea.
Happy Father’s Day very early, Elon. Perhaps you should wish all the women out there Happy Mother’s Day ahead of time and then let us know your plans. You were always into efficiencies, my god – the thought of that. Meanwhile, Ashley, collect your winnings, provided you have your receipts…
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Elon Musk is not the founder of Tesla. A legend has grown around Musk that has given him room to grow into the human malefactor he has now become. In addition, it is factually incorrect.
What? She didn’t maneuver to become a trophy-wife (complete with a prenup that guaranteed millions for ‘serviced rendered’ including pumping out a baby) before getting pregnant with Elon’s baby? That’s the thing about being a trophy-wife which is when looked at coldly is just a really high-end and expensive prostitute. Be arm candy, have sex sometimes and have a kid so hubby can nudge his buddies and make crass ‘yeah, I tapped that and the proof is the kid – I’ve still got it!’ comments.
I doubt she’d have made the claim if it wasn’t true. And Elon might even provide some support for her and the baby but NOTHING like Trump’s or most rich guy’s trophy wives get.
Why go through all that hassle when you can simply write up a contract in which you demand $50 million one time payment, and $50 million in trust for baby, and $250,000/month in support/upkeep???
Skip the damn marriage and get nine digits of wealth out of it now while possible, avoid the Elon train wreck, marry an English teacher nice guy (Not that there will be one available to her but she can dream).
jason