At least we know one thing, or we can surmise one thing from the photos you’re about to see: When Donald Trump, Jr. is busy making his histrionic, flying hands PSAs, his fiance is busy playing dress up.

This is good to know. Many’s the time when Junior is particular flushed, raving, out of control, that the cry has gone out, “Does anybody love this man? Does he have anybody in his life?”

He has been engaged for some four years, we are told, to Kimberly Guilfoyle and she apparently lives in a Norma Desmond-esque dream world of being an old time movie star. Or something.

Is that a Jedi light saber that the young woman in black is holding up, or a florescent bulb? Anybody?

Is it safe to say that this photo inspired the one above?

Is that what this is about? Kimberly aspires to be her future step mother-in-law, who is a couple of years younger than she is?

I guess she offers these for sale, like Melania does the NFTs?

Maybe what Guilfoyle wants is a reality TV show, starring herself and Junior. With visits from all the in-laws, obviously. What should we call it? An Evening With Dollar Store Don and Melania?

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  1. Ooh, ooh, I know. She’s trying out her Halloween costumes for this year. Either the black widow dress or the purple vampiress outfit are pretty frightening with that hideous mask. As for her pose, draped across the piano, in her typical classless, ham-handed fashion, Gargoyle, and earlier, Melanoma, are trying to channel Michelle Pfeiffer’s amazing, smokin’ hot scene from The Fabulous Baker Boys. She falls short, of course, as she would require multiple transfusions of class, style, talent and beauty to even begin down that path. She’s no Michelle Pfeiffer. Ghoulgoyle is just too crass and hideous to manage it, except maybe as a parody for Halloween.

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  2. Reminds me of my daughters’ dress up games when they were six. It’s just looks weird on a grown woman. Of course, if I had to hang around the orange popsicle mob, I’d go with acid & war paint. A Comanche yell would soon follow.

  3. She’s had so much work done on her face that it doesn’t even look like a face anymore. All politics aside, I see this look a lot now and I don’t understand the attraction. She literally looks like a plastic doll. SAD! MANY SUCH CASES! 🙂

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