
Dear Senator Manchin,
Good evening sir, how are you? Let me start with this. I’m not here to rag your position, nor am I here to start a juvenile pissing contest. That time is past. We’ll shake hands right now and agree that we are both men of honor and conscience, OK?
You seem to have landed yourself rather into the whitest of the bright spotlights, haven’t you laddie? In a tied Senate at 50 votes apiece, you have voiced strong resistance to Senate Majority Leader Schumer taking steps to reform the filibuster, or more precisely the 60 vote cloture rule, because you so firmly believe that bipartisanship is still possible in the Senate. Per out agreement, I will take your sincerity at your word.
But now, with all due respect, I have a question for you, sir. Could you please tell me exactly what personal Senate experience you have with bipartisanship? You see Joe, I cheated. I Googled you. You came into the Senate in 2010. By that time, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell had already been quoted as his sole job being to make your President, Barack Obama, a one term President. You were lucky. You missed 2009, when McConnell had his flying monkeys spend months playing bait-and-switch to get Obama and the Democrats to pare away the emergency stimulus act, with promises of bipartisanship, only to fail to deliver a single vote. Leaving him with a gutted bill that was totally inadequate for the job.
You also missed the Affordable Care Act debacle, where once again, President Obama literally begged the GOP for constructive input to create a viable bill, and again, after playing months of hide-the-salami of concessions in returned for promised GOP support in the final product, got not a single GOP vote.
But what have you been there in the Senate for? Two years of uninterrupted GOP obstruction of anything Obama tried to do, using the filibuster to keep it from coming to the floor for a vote! When McConnell took over the Senate Majority Leader spot, he not only violated his oath to the constitution, he violated his ethics by holding Justice Antonin Scalia’s seat open for more than 300 days by refusing to let his Senators even meet with Merrick Garland, much less get a committee hearing and a vote.
When Trump took over in 2017, McConnell was more than happy to shepherd Justice Neil Gorsuch through the process and into Garlands seat. He was more than happy to use the reconciliation process that you are actively resisting to pass a multi trillion dollar tax break package for the uber rich, without even bothering to seek Democratic input. And when Don McGahn engineered yet another SCOTUS opening for Trump, McConnell went balls-to-the-wall to clear a totally unqualified candidate, Brewski Brett Kavanaugh, through the process, including obstructing a complete FBI investigation into credible sexual assault allegations. He did everything in his power to obstruct not one, but two slam dunk impeachment trials in the Senate!
Please, Senator Manchin, I am humbly asking you. I promise, I am keeping an open mind. With everything I have just said, what is your personal experience in the Senate with bipartisanship? Please don’t tell me about Susan Collins, Lisa Murkowski, Mitt Romney and Pat Toomey. They are at best paper tigers, and McConnell tolerates them simply because they are useful idiots, because after all, two or three, or even four votes are not ten votes, and ten votes is what you need! It’s all the same old bait-and-switch.
Now, because it’s my column, I am going to go off on a little more personal note. I am going to tell you that from where I’m sitting, you are the luckiest Senate in The Club of 100, simply because I am not the Senate Majority Leader.
You’ve had a nice run so far. You’ve nicely played the bad ass, and established yourself as the king maker for the Senate, but I’m sorry, playtimeĀ is over. You ran to govern, and the time to govern is now. It’s time to see just how sincere your convictions are.
If I were Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, next Wednesday morning I would call the 1/6 commission back to the floor for a vote, circumventing the filibuster to pass it with a 50 vote threshold. You yourself said that there was no reason for any Senator to vote against this commission, so vote for the bill, and let’s see how many of your GOP friends come along for the ride. That should be educational.
Right after that, I would call the For The People Act to the floor of the Senate for a vote, again abrogating the filibuster rule. You can see that GOP state legislatures are doing all over the country to try to rig permanent minority rule by obstructing the right to vote. Just how firmly do you believe in the Democratic principles that you took an oath to uphold and defend.
After that, I would call the John Lewis Voting Rights Act under exactly the same circumstances. That act would put the prohibitions back on states like Texas, Georgia, North Carolina, and South Carolina, and require them to get pre clearance from the Department of Justice before making arbitrary changes to their states voting laws.
I would follow it up with bringing the George Floyd Police Reform Act up for a vote, again, under the same rule. You think that you’re the shepherd of bipartisanship in the Senate? Then prove it and drag 10 GOP Senators across the aisle to help get it done.
Because there is an old saying that I’ve always adored,Ā Money talks, and bullshit walks.Ā Up until now, you’ve been big on bullshit, but you haven’t actually had to stand by your brave words and positions. I would put every single one of those pieces of legislation on the floor, and make you own your votes on them. When it all comes down to it, your constituents deserve to know exactly where you stand.
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