Ask any professional in any business what it takes to stay on top and they will say, “Up your game.” You must always up your game, no matter what you do, if you want to be the best.
And Mike Lindell knows this. He’s a professional lunatic and public joke and he’s just upped his game as such, as you will see below.
Whether he’s also admitted to a felony(ies) I cannot say, but I do seem to recall that blurb about anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law.
In one of the wildest, most unhinged rants of the Lindell saga, he claims that he has people and cameras watching polling places in every county, and that he has “cyber guys” who are able to “look inside” voting machines in real time and see if Democrats are flipping votes. pic.twitter.com/xvo3kQXyXI
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) November 2, 2022
“The Edison Report.” WTF is that? Anybody?
Okay, close your books, it’s time for a quiz.
The Edison Report is:
- The story of Thomas Alva Edison coming back from the grave, due to a spell that Kimberly Guilfoyle miscast on Halloween night. The spell was meant to send Junior to another dimension and instead the Wizard Of Menlo Park showed up in the pentagram. What’s a girl to do?
- The bill from the light company. Unknown to Lindell, his “cyber guys” have figured out a way to hook up the meters from thousands of houses (for a fee, of course) to Mike Lindell’s meter and he gets to pay the bill for half of Minnesota. Aye aye aye.
- A remake of the 2005 movie, Edison, where a group of corrupt cops are outed by a couple of crusading journalists. In this version, a group of corrupt cyber guys sell out the idiot they work for to any journalist, crusading or not, who makes the highest bid. Con Edison will have a new meaning after this.
- The blueprint for My Light Bulb which is something you are given as a baby, it lasts your entire life, (assuming you don’t teethe on it, or shove it up your ass) and when you die you’re buried with it, to illuminate your way in Heaven or Hell, wherever you land.
- The blueprint for My Flashlight, which is a gift from an alien technology, which allows the bearer of the flashlight to see voting fraud wherever it occurs, and Mike Lindell is the only one who can operate it.
Okay, if you want to chime in with your own ideas, now’s the time.
Here are thoughts from Twitter.
I don’t know whether Lindell is going to end up in the loony bin, prison, or the poor house, but I think some combination is likely and possibly all three.
Oh I don’t know. There’s a whole state full of lunatics who believe in a twisted gospel found on gold plates out in the woods, needing seer stones located in a hat. Of course, said plates & stones have never been located. Seems any crackpot can find followers. Why he may end up as governor somewhere…like Arizona after the weather lady lies her way to the top.
Using Occam’s Razor, I believe that Dominion will be the piper whom Lindell pays off. I don’t think there’s any way out of it.
Total idiot!!!!! How can people work for him????
He has too much dirt on them for them to quit?
I imagine many of them simply need a paycheck. Aat the same time many of those folks surely are quietly trying to find another job with at least equivalent pay & benefits as they’ve got to be worried about how long Mikey can keep his company afloat. Sure, there are undoubtedly workers there who are all-in on the whole Big Lie thing, folks who gulp the Kool-Aid but again I suspect the average employee is just trying to get by week to week. That’s life for so many people and not just in our own country. They don’t really like their jobs and/or employer but have to earn a living. People have put up with working for all manner of assholes just to make a living to take care of themselves and their loved ones.
I think most people have worked for idiots at one time or another. I know that I have. You do what you do until you can find something better. And as far as factory work in Minnesota goes, Lindell may be the big time. Who knows?
He still has his favorite pillow—