Well, if Marjorie says it, it must be true.
Right?
Right?
“At this time, the only information on the alleged events that took place over Monday night and the early hours of Tuesday morning comes from Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, but she is claiming to be the victim of a ‘swatting’ scheme. The details will presumably emerge over the course of the coming day, and perhaps longer.
“Swatting” is a kind of attack in which one makes a false report to law enforcement, in order to result in a massive police movement unexpectedly appearing at the home of an innocent person, who they think has committed a serious crime or presents an immediate danger. It’s a potentially deadly “prank.”
Yeah, and it’s potentially a load of horseshit.
So, someone called the police on you the way you called the cops on Jimmy Kimmel? Check his phone records!
Also, here we are, 8 hours after it happened and there is no news items yet about this happening. You’d think that would be news.
— Bill Gatevackes (@gates71) August 24, 2022
Yup
At first, I thought swatted is what Stormy Daniels did to Donald Trump's bottom with a Forbes magazine but I looked it up and it's something different.
— Dave Matt (@davematt88) August 24, 2022
🤣🤣🤣
No one cares
— ✌🏼rosanna arquette (@RoArquette) August 24, 2022
Yeah, there’s that…
Marge's BREAKING NEWS….. pic.twitter.com/PFOJNjhA8b
— Im not a smart man but… (@TheSmartGump) August 24, 2022
That’s not nice🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆
Live look at the person who called in the swat: https://t.co/21yNQhrN1S pic.twitter.com/Tq5y1Jhvuk
— Monkey Chunk (@ChunkMonkeys) August 24, 2022
🤔🤔🤔
Live look at the person who called in the swat: https://t.co/21yNQhrN1S pic.twitter.com/Tq5y1Jhvuk
— Monkey Chunk (@ChunkMonkeys) August 24, 2022
Yup
Was it the ‘gazpacho police? 😂
— Debbie (@DebbieSVA) August 24, 2022
😂😂😂
👇👇👇
I'll take things that didn't happen for $800 and Alex
— Cheesy Taint eau de Brett Fundedly (@CreampieOrDie) August 24, 2022
😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/gb7shZKOxT
— Jen (@Peatches66) August 24, 2022
[narrator] she swatted herself. pic.twitter.com/zr1PEQqJEl
— @𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕚𝕣𝕝 (@SundaeDivine) August 24, 2022
👍👍👍
👇👇👇
Anyway, onto more important things than Marjorie…
What color should I paint my walls?
— It’s Lose not Loose (@NoThankYou789) August 24, 2022
Ok but Rudy already posted photos. 🤷♂️ pic.twitter.com/jlHAAuT0p3
— 〠Billy D Starchild (@BillyDStarchild) August 24, 2022
🤣🤣🤣
— Mary Lange (@marclif48) August 24, 2022
Ding, ding, ding we have a winner:
What you did in your bedroom last night does not seem like something we want to hear this early.
— Sick of the GOP (@Terry27497860) August 24, 2022
LOL
😛
Marjie Kooky Pants has been a little too quiet lately so I was wondering when she’d come up with some sort of b.s. to occupy the rubes so they forget, once again, what a complete twat she is. I’d say people in her district deserve better but F.F.S. they voted her ass into Congress so I guess they got what they wanted: a dumb-ass c*nt capable of nothing.
Mark my words. At some point in the near future, MTG will be revealed as the J6 pipe bomber.
Marge TRAITOR Greene was NOT swatted! If it had been, it would have been dead by now. It would have either refused to put down it’s weapon, or more likely taken a shot at the SWAT team!!
Marjorie Marjorie Marjorie. Does your mother admit she birthed you? Poor thing. By the way, while the po po was there, did they mention your hobby of toting pipe bombs around? Some people say you did it.