There are some incredible people running for office these days and I don’t mean incredible good. The clip you are about to see is incredible in the sense of “beyond belief.” It taxes the imagination that anybody could do what you’re about to see.
Ryan Kelley wants to be the next governor of Michigan. He’s a Republican. He’s a MAGA. Ergo, he needs the Dreamsickle Deity’s benediction. Ain’t no two ways about it, he can’t get where he wants to go without the Mango Monarch saying to the MAGA masses, “This is my boy.”
These are the lengths some people will go to. This is why kids should be left out of politics. This is pathetic.
Right after MAGA candidate for MI Gov and J6 defendant Ryan Kelley and his wife sent this plea to Trump for his endorsement, Trump endorsed his opponent today. Today is Kelley’s birthday. “For the past two decades, we have been huge supporters of yours.” Happy birthday. pic.twitter.com/silBf7wZ12
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) July 30, 2022
And after all that, here is the death knell. Drum roll…..this is the endorsement of rival Republican Tudor Dixon.
After all that, Kelley has been cast aside and the coveted Complete and Total Endorsement has gone to somebody else.
Now here is Kelley in a previous clip sobbing his eyes out and we can only assume that tonight it’s much worse.
This isn’t a video of Ryan Kelley crying about Trump endorsing his opponent tonight. It’s a video of Ryan Kelley crying about something else. But I’m gonna assume right now it’s worse. pic.twitter.com/uYf1BCtH2r
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) July 30, 2022
I videotape myself crying all the time, don’t you? Doesn’t everybody? It projects such an aura of stability, don’t you think?
And it gets worse, because of course it does. Today is Ryan Kelley’s birthday. Happy Birthday baby, Trump has you on his mind. Not. You’re not even a coffee now, you’re a non person.
But but but…let’s say this much, shall we? Ron DeSantis used his kids to do an ad to suck up to Trump and it worked. So you can’t blame this poor schmuck Kelley all that much.
I’ve never been the runner up to Miss America or anything like that, but this must be what it’s like. Miss MAGA. Some other GOPer was named Miss Michigan MAGA tonight and Ryan Kelley is crying a river.
bottom of the barrel trump
He is pathetic. I have seen Tudor Dixon speak and she is scary. I hope she doesn’t win the Republican nomination because I think she could give Whitmer a run for her money.
So, who does the writing for Trump? We know he can’t do full sentences or string words together so that they make sense.