This is comic relief for the yous and mes but I believe that Donald Trump, Jr. thinks he’s doing a public service with these announcements of his. Where he got that idea from, I’m sure I don’t know. Remember the movie “Trading Places” where one of the executives is explaining commodities to Eddie Murphy, the bum off the street, and he uses a BLT sandwich? That’s the level this clip you’re about to see is on.
This is a “man” who never worked a day in his life, basically. He never had to go out on an interview, suit up and show up, hit a time clock, have “x” amount of time for lunch, any of that. And for the past who knows how many years, he’s been getting on line appearing stoned on his ass and raving in these PSAs of his.
His cousin Mary says he never became his own person because he didn’t want to drift too far from the money and power of Daddy’s empire. With that preamble, let Junior tell you all you need to know about the 4th of July, from an economic standpoint.
Junior’s latest rant is about 4th of July cookouts costing $10 more. pic.twitter.com/lbAVTEdaWP
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) July 1, 2022
Remember when Dan Quayle said, “What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.” He said that in his address to the United Negro College Fund, whose slogan is “a mind is a terrible thing to waste.” I agree with Dan Quayle, yes, it is a waste to lose one’s mind, generally speaking, but then in Junior’s case, he didn’t have much of one to lose in the first place, so no biggy.
While we’re talking about Dan Quayle, another inarticulate idiot, even worse than Junior, my favorite malapropism of his was, “The holocaust was an obscene period in our nation’s history. I mean in this century’s history. But we all lived in this century. I didn’t live in this century.” (Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/15/88) Isn’t that a freaking gem? And bear in mind, friends, this is who Mike Pence called to ask whether he could in fact refuse to certify the election on January 6.
And here’s one that Junior needs to note for future broadcasts because I can guarantee you there will be future broadcasts.
“Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.” Unclear and inarticulate, thy name is Republican.
— cαηα∂α нαтεs тя☭мρ (@Trump_Detester) July 1, 2022
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie…….cocaine.
In coca veritas, in cocaine we find truth. I guess.
Damn that’s funny stuff. If they werent in power or close to it, it would be even funnier. Their dialogue reminds me of 1972 chapel hill, sitting in the dorm smoking Colombian, and trying to discuss anything. We solved everything from Vietnam to economic equality. Problem was we forgot our insights. Unlike the talking beard, we DID have insights. Ha.
I do love the irony of all the MAGA people getting so worked up about all the “insiders” and the “elites” who live in “ivory towers” and don’t understand how all their laws and regulations affect/hurt the “average Joe” but then turn around and almost literally fall to their knees to worship a bunch of morons who’ve never actually held a real job in their lives.
I’m too distracted by his moobs.
What a moron.