The political career of Mellissa Carone, former pole dancer and one time confidante of Rudy Guiliani’s crackerjack Kraken team, Strikeforce Rudy, has apparently ended. Carone was intending to primary Michigan state senator Mike McDonald, 11th District. Alas, she didn’t fill out her qualifying paperwork properly and was bounced out of the running.
It might be for the best, Mell. They say if you’re too stupid to be able to fill out a form you probably shouldn’t be attempting to make laws — but then again, what do “they” know, right?
This is pretty much the nail in the coffin. Carone could maybe run in two years but politics is fickle, more fickle than either fate or show biz, as it turns out and if she’s out of the spotlight for two whole years she’ll be worse than yesterday’s newspaper, they’ll wrap dead fish in her.
I suppose Mellissa could phone Rudy and ask him for some elder statesman guidance. Good luck with that. Rudy’s trying to run from the jaws of the January 6 Committee right now and he’s out of money. So if you want Rudy to explain something, Mell, we suggest that you pay him to sing it to you on Cameo. That’s right. Kick him down several hundred bucks and he’ll sing you instructions to get back into politics.
Or, you could go ask Mike Lindell for a job. That worked out for Emerald Robinson, maybe lightning will strike for you, too. Or, maybe the lightning will strike Mike and that might work best for all parties concerned as well.
Lotsa luck, Mell. We’ll miss laughing at your over here, and that’s the truth.
Such bad advice for this little dancer. Where you should go honey is Trump’s new Mega Media Movement headed by Devon Nunis. You can do well there if you just wait for this medis platform to fail and then collect unemployment benefits for a while. As for two years from now, well your mentor will be a guest of the County Hotel by then, and so long Rudy!!!