Ben Carson is the poster child for beyond parody and in this day and age that is saying a lot. Carson is one of a kind. Maxine Waters calls him “an educated fool” and he’s apparently some kind of an idiot savant. He is a neurosurgeon but beyond that he seems to grasp virtually nothing.
Here is Carson’s latest bon mot. He doubtlessly thinks it’s profound but then again, this is a man who has a selfie of himself and Jesus Christ in his home. He and Geez are BFFs.
That first came to the public’s attention back when Carson was talking about the pyramids being big grain canisters.
Here is Carson’s latest, at Mar-a-Lago, with Melania.
A bald eagle also can't fly if it's being attacked by a mob using flags as weapons. https://t.co/b5UuHhJSHW
— David Corn (@DavidCornDC) February 5, 2022
There you have it friends, the wit and wisdom of Dr. Carson as he attempts to teach our young. And another benefit is that Melania has finally found a book that’s at her reading level. Melania likes to look at fashion magazines while she does Pilates, that’s the extent of her stretching her intellect, yuck, yuck.
Nobody can tell the difference between Carson playing it straight and satire. Andy Borowitz, the comic writer at the New Yorker put up a piece where Carson was saying that people who live in cardboard boxes appreciate them because they built their own homes and people thought it was a quote.
I quoted Borowitz saying that Carson was looking for HUD in the Bible and somebody had to stop me before I published it. I thought it was real. The man is so dense that he is literally impossible to satirize.
But if you get depressed any time today just think of this: Ben Carson no longer is in charge at HUD along with Donald Trump Jr.’s wedding planner. That should cheer you up.
Auntie Maxine nailed this one – “educated fool”.
Losts of those in the fascist movement.
Ben. Carson is living proof of the Peter Principle in action. He was,apparently, a good pediatric neurosurgeon. He had to.find something gone wasn’t good at so he could reach his level of incompetence. He chose politics. Now he is choosing g writing. And he is incompetent at both.
And why is,Jesus orange? To.match TrumpY Christ?.
The sitcom Scrubs was based on the experiences of an M.D. jumping thru the hoops in pursuit of being a full-fledged doctor. In it surgeons were called “scalpel jockies” and portrayed as not the sharpest tools in the shed. I often wonder how much of that portrayal was just for laughs and how much of it was pretty spot on. Looking at carson it seems like it was pretty much on the nose.
I wouldn’t let that idiot give my child an aspirin. Wonder how many times other mds covered for his mistakes? They do u know. I worked around doctors 15 years & the old boy’s club never does wrong. Same with the attorneys. They protect their own. Should be clear since a lying rapist is now a Supreme Court ‘justice’, & the lawyers running it buried over several million documents & called no witnesses. Now he’s doing what u would expect…taking control over women’s bodies.
Well, think of it from his perspective, he’s gotta have a better option than raping women to satisfy his “needs”. Pretty sure that extends to his incel compadres.