What was it that Joe Gillis said to Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard? Oh yeah, “There’s nothing wrong with being fifty, Norma. Not unless you try and act like you’re twenty-five.” Kimberly Guilfoyle is utterly convinced that she is the hottest thing on legs, and she is channeling Monroe from the grave — we’ll give her James Monroe, who died at 73, not Marilyn.

In all events, in keeping with the dignity and class of the 2021 CPAC, from which all normal conservatives are staying home, here was Guilfoyle’s spark and smoke filled entrance. (The music was added and you must admit, it fits.)

And remember, this is only night one. Here’s what we can expect tomorrow and Sunday.

She’s also part Irish and they don’t claim her, either. I read the Irish press.

 

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15 COMMENTS

  1. Don’t tell me they brought back I just had an orgasm from butt sex, batshit crazy Kim hang it out there gillywhoo? I thought they learned from their last round when people were latterly falling off the couch from laughing at the trump loser squad spectacular.

    • You know that she used to show pictures of her male “conquests” at Fox News? Fox News paid out a $4 Million settlement to an assistant who accused Guilfoyle of sexual harassment having to look at this stuff on the job. That’s how classy a broad she is.

  2. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. When I see KG I always flash to the SouthPark episode where Chef almost gets married. To what turns out to be a succubus! When her true visage is revealed at the wedding it’s an ugly thing to behold. If we could attach pictures I’d show you but if you’re curious you can type southpark succubus into your search engine and probably get some images to come up. I really don’t get why Don Jr. stays with her, and his dad allows her to be around. Unless maybe (she is a lawyer after all) she got hold of some really serious blackmail material and has been working it to maintain proximity to the “celebrity” of Trump. I think you nailed it when you said she thinks she’s the hottest babe around. Speaking only for myself she’s the opposite of that. And when it comes to the little stripper routine I can’t help but think about the old, sad joke of some stripper getting catcalls NOT of “Take it off! but rather “Put it back ON!”

  3. The losers are abundant in the GOP, the dangerous ones continue to spout, “It’s OK, beat the shit out of our beautiful Capitol building and anyone you find trying to defend it … Trump is pure gold … paint” …

    The rhetoric continues and expands as no one seems to care … the only way to stop the madness is send ALL those complicit GOP dim wits to prison … a few years in the joint will calm the storm and ruin their monetary games of destruction …

    A full and thorough flush out in Congress and all private finance sources for those actions is a proper action …

  4. There’s nae shame, there’s nae shame, there’s nae shame to her cantie-o…..
    And there’s not an ounce of shame or self reflection among the entire TPAC, only unbridled id and narcissism.

    • “Deformation” of character? I love it!! We have the ability to deform character on this site. Beautiful, as your idol with the 200 word vocabulary would say.

    • Yes, Guilfoyle’s character is definitely deformed.

      Those strippers in “Gypsy” are more entertaining: they’re more self-aware than Guilfoyle.

  5. Nothing new under the sun. Junior is upholding the time-honored tradition (from France) of choosing one’s mistress by her moves rather than by her looks or conversation. (Why else do you think there is a ballet in every French opera? And no, I am not making this up.)

  6. QPAC is a gathering of ghouls, the insane, and mostly sociopaths. In fact, the RepuQ party has been overrun by the sociopaths of America. They are only in it for self, for power, riches, certainly not to do anything good for the country. Frankly, I think this is what repuQs have always been, it’s just at one time they had enough sense to be ashamed of their basest instincts and kept them hidden. tRump gave them permission to let their freak flag fly and they no longer know shame. Now we get the Golden Calf, the poleless stripper, the Cruz’s and Hawleys shamelessly self-promoting. I sometimes feel like I’m living in a Hieronymus Bosch depiction of hell.

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