His Orangeness is not going to be happy when he realizes that these images have been going blasting out over the internet. Talk about a bad hair day. If this hair day of Trump is an omen for the midterm elections, he might as well just put a bag over his head and not come out of the White House.
Trump’s hair has been pieced and patched together for decades. He’s super bald. Look at this one from his last term. I’ve never seen a bald pattern go all the way down the center of the back. pic.twitter.com/KIt5mvZhru
— Arbiter of Cool (@ArbiterofCool) September 9, 2026
The worst job in this administration has always been Hairdresser. That said, it helps if you have actual hair to dress and not just a few stray strands here and there.
Trump is terribly vain about his appearance, hence the too-long tie, the elaborate floofy coiffure, the shoe lifts and we can go on to speculate about more. It will be interesting to see how Trump lies his way out of this one. Is he going to claim that a live interview was “fake news” and he really had a robust head of hair that day, the envy of one and all?
We’ll find out but this is not a good omen on the day that Republicans begin their tent revival meeting in Texas to get out the vote in November. It’s a long long ways from September to November in political physics time.
