Oh my. Mother Nature is allowing Trump to consume oxygen well past his proverbial expiration date. However in a rather ‘bigly’ moment she perhaps sent a sign the time is nearing when Trump will give detractors reason to sing that gross Hearse Song I remember from my childhood. (Fair warning – don’t click the link if you’re prone to nightmares!) A fly landed in his duckass combover hairdo and loitered for about a minute before deciding Trump’s smell was too much even for it. Well, at least there weren’t any worms visible. When was the last time we saw him right next to RFK Jr.?
Well, thanks to the Irish Star we have a full account over Trump suffering the same humiliation at a podium and on live TV. Remember Pence’s fly moment? In privately I have no doubt Trump mocked him as viciously as social media did. Ah, but now the worm or rather FLY has turned! Trump was as usual almost incoherently rambling about his ‘deal’ with Iran and such. Given this was going down at the G7 plenty of networks cut to Trump. Normally he’d love being the center of attention but in this case maybe not:
However, just as Trump began talking about the U.S.’s “resilient economy,” a fly landed on the front of his head, perching in his hair for about a minute before he made a hand gesture that threw it back into the air. It flew off to hover around him for a couple more seconds before escaping.
It really is funny and I hope it blows up and goes viral. AND keeps coming back. The memes and video shorts of Pence then Trump having flies in their hair should be entertaining as hell. Even more entertaining will be Trump’s reaction if as I hope it goes viral.
As for Pence this is a reminder of something I’m sure he’d hoped had been forgotten. Alas, the comparison memes are coming. I mentioned my belief Trump gave him all kinds of grief and who knows? Unlike Trump Mike Pence just might have enough of a sense of humor to take a shot or two of his own at Trump’s fly. Just think of all those ‘adoring gaze’ photos. Only with not just a big, cartoonish fly in Trump’s hair dozens swarming around his head! Well, even if Pence doesn’t someone with better photoshop skills than I posses is bound to do so.
Sometimes we need a good laugh and when it comes at Trump’s expense it’s extra delightful. Color me mean-spirited but again, I really hope this blows up on social media, and keeps doing so every month or so.
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Only the one fly for all that diaper stench?
Hard to believe, and proof that insecticide works.
Or, maybe the stench of the diaper and Trump’s overall rotting not-yet corpse is so awful flies are actually repelled! Maybe this one had a damaged nose and it took it a minutes to get the full effect before flying off. And telling fellow flies they were right!