Much laughter has ensued, and you will be sharing the hilarity shortly. This person has submitted paperwork for something and must think they have a chance of winning. Oh, lawdy, please no. Just … no. Thank you, Raw Story:
The man California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) called “Gestapo Greg” is now gunning for the White House — and he’s ready to take on whoever President Donald Trump has in mind as his successor. Gregory Bovino, the firebrand former Border Patrol commander-at-large who became the face of Trump’s brutal immigration crackdowns in Los Angeles, Chicago, and Minneapolis, has launched an exploratory committee for a 2028 presidential bid, NewsNation confirmed Monday. The move puts him on a direct collision course with Trump, who has publicly backed a Vance-Rubio ticket as his preferred succession plan.
And now you know about the cause of the laughter. This guy is an imbecile. He can’t even set off a smoke canister correctly. He enjoyed abusing people, which got him in trouble in Chicago. And he’s short, noticeably short. How would he do press conferences with other people? Stand on a box? There is just so much wrong with this guy as a presidential candidate that it’s almost too much of a list, so let’s not try … bother.
The bid comes loaded with baggage. Bovino was ousted in January after federal agents under his command fatally shot two U.S. citizens in Minneapolis. He was widely photographed in a long dark coat that Newsom, speaking at the World Economic Forum in Davos, described as looking like Bovino “literally went on eBay and purchased SS garb.” When Bovino was subsequently removed from his post, Newsom wrote on X: “Gestapo Greg is out. Keep the pressure up. It’s working.”
We would likely be hard-pressed to find anyone who likes or respects him. He did look like he was strutting around in SS gear. And the haircut is right out of the same era. They let him out without his leash, and it was a disaster. What else is entertaining is that he did *not* wear a mask to hide his identity. But then, he’s short, so he wanted to do everything he could to support an image and be a manly man. Just from what we’ve seen of this yahoo, we can probably guess correctly.
More recently, Bovino attended a far-right “Remigration Summit” in Portugal, where he was photographed alongside the event’s organizer — a man who invoked the Weimar Republic as a model for mass deportation policy. His own party isn’t impressed. When asked about Bovino’s criticisms of the Department of Homeland Security, DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin delivered a withering dismissal: “I never met the guy. He’s irrelevant to me. I don’t know who he is.”
SCORCHED. Bovino is going to have a fit if he ever finds out about it. He’s also been retired (under pressure) for awhile, so his name isn’t as well known except in the cities where he made such a mess. We remember him. We know what he is, so asking one of us would be a bad idea for him. Ha.
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