Kyle Rittenhouse Meets Retribution

It’s something small with big consequences. This whiny brat has been laid up by something unexpected. He just had to talk about it, when most people couldn’t care less. He should be in jail. But that’s another story. This one is good for some comeuppance for him. We can enjoy it and laugh. Appreciation to Raw Story:

The internet was quick to comment after news that Kyle Rittenhouse was hospitalized on Wednesday following a venomous spider bite.

Rittenhouse, who fatally shot two protesters during a social rights demonstration in 2020, shared two images of himself, with one showing him lying on a hospital bed and the other showing the apparent bite mark on his body.

“The communists couldn’t take me out and i’ll be damned if I let a brown recluse take me out,” Rittenhouse wrote in a post on X. “Disappointed I’m not Spider-Man now…”

Good grief. What communists? What the heck is he talking about? Liberals? We aren’t communists. We’re not even close to communists. We’re liberals who are not hard left. We watch the news, and people read my columns, for which I (we) are eternally grateful. We talk about the right from the center all the way to the hard right. That’s not communism. It isn’t even close to communism. He used the word because it made him look better than he is. He has to have attention. He craves it. He wants it.

People had plenty to say after the announcement.

“Kyle Rittenhouse was bitten by a brown recluse spider. Karma,” political commentator Art Candee wrote on X.

“I hope the spider is okay,” Catherine Cunningham, PhD, a retired European history teacher, wrote on X.

“According to sources, the Brown Recluse that bit Kyle Rittenhouse has acquired the superpowers of a witless irrelevant incel,” comedian Jamison Daniel wrote on X.

“Invermectin and bleach should clear that right up,” Irina Ilkiw, a liberal commentator, wrote on X.

“That poor Spider. Hopefully it doesn’t catch ‘pathetic loser with a insecurity issue’ from Kyle,” Alleria, a Canadian political commentator, wrote on X.

SAVAGE. If he saw those, and probably others, he might actually get taken down a peg or three, at least for now. People don’t care that he is in the hospital for a spider bite. Whoop de doo. I didn’t post or write about being in the hospital. Friends and family knew, and that was enough. No need to share it on social media, which I’m not on anyhow and probably should be. He hasn’t been getting enough attention for a while now, so he just had to tell the world … or some people. The world *really* doesn’t care about a pitiful boy who won’t grow up. He pretends he’s a big man, so he deserves everything. Heh. Everything includes a spider bite. Meet the train coming his way. We can hope for sooner rather than later that he gets his payback. He should be in jail for murdering two protestors. But, for some unknown reason, the jury didn’t think so. Go away, Kyle Rittenhouse. We don’t care about you.

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