Oh, for heaven’s sake. Dummkopf Donnie does not have a magic wand to wave and get anything he wants done. Closing the Strait was obvious the day the war started. Donnie Dolt didn’t listen, and now there’s a problem *he* created. Penny-wise, pound-foolish. The cards on the table, and he has the *losing* hand. Heh. He wonders why no one will help him. Appreciation to Raw Story:
President Donald Trump announced that he had “essentially” won the war against Iran and complained that it was “unfair” for the country to close its Strait of Hormuz after the so-called victory. During a press conference on Monday, Fox News correspondent Peter Doocy asked Trump why he could not immediately open the Strait. “Now that you’ve announced that the U.S. has destroyed all of Iran’s mine-laying ships, why can’t the U.S. just immediately reopen the Strait of Hormuz?” Doocy wondered.
Ahhh, thank you, Mr. Doocy. You got him again. It’s a pity Donnie the Dunce can’t treat female reporters as well as he does you, one of the guys. This was a fair question. I’m not sure if he was aware of the mines already laid. We’re low on minesweepers. Those need to be blown up, removed, or *something*. As low as those ships sit in the water, we can’t leave them there.
“Well, we could, but it takes two to tango,” Trump argued. “We have to get people to take their billion-dollar ship and, you know, drive it up.” “They can cost up to $2 billion. So they don’t want to take a chance that, gee, I think you’ll be okay. They got to know it,” he continued. “We don’t know if they even set any mines,” Trump noted that it only took one mine-laying ship from Iran to destroy vessels in the Strait.
He also didn’t note how much Iran (and others?) could throw things at the ships because of the narrowness of the Strait. Thus, the concern is not only about mines in the waters but also about being attacked. Someone isn’t going to want to take a billion-dollar ship through if it might get attacked and destroyed. One could theorize that no one wants to send a ship filled with goods through the Strait and have it sunk.
“So it’s a little unfair,” he griped. “You know, you win a war, but they have no right to be doing what they’re doing. But we’re hitting them very hard, and today is a big day where we’re pounding a certain area that has very much to do with the strait.” “In addition, we do have other nations coming in,” the president added. “You need people to watch and people to see. We have other nations coming in.”
Waa, waa, waa. Hand Dunderhead Donnie a tissue. And dodge the flying ketchup bottles. Other nations coming in? I really, really doubt it. Is today a big day? Show us the proof. Dimwit Donnie can’t keep thoughts in his head. As usual, everything needs to be taken with a grain of salt. Or sand. Or something else that is minuscule. We need to create a new game called “Pin The Thought On The Donnie.” There are certainly enough of his fluffs and fact checks to use. There really does have to be a game about him. We could do something like Truth Or Lie. Or Fact-check For Fun! Any ideas?
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“Why, oh why, don’t our deadly enemies just roll over and quit when we drop bombs on them?”
Well, little Donnie, ask yourself what you would do if all of a sudden the United States government was under direct attack from a military power with military budget more than 100 times bigger than ours, demanding that all our federal officials resign in favor of their new rulers and turn over our entire oil reserves to them. Would you just roll over and… — oh wait, you probably would, wouldn’t you? That’s the difference between you and the ayatollahs, Donnie: they’re survivors in the cutthroat world of an Islamicist theocracy, and you’re a demented four-time bankrupt and conman…
Ahahaha. Yes, he would, especially if there was money in it for him! There’s certainly no way to compare our two countries except that they both have male leaders. That’s it. I’d bet on Iran being smarter.
You forgot adjudicated rapist and felon, and child molester…. child rapist. It’s going to be proven.