Yes, it’s another one of those moments where I wonder if I’ve gone stark raving mad to be typing such a headline. But I have the visual proof so you tell me if it’s a Twinkie or maybe a hot dog in one of those weiner wagon buns. Whatever it may be, Bobby Kennedy, Jr. is doing a macho macho man number on it and that’s the truly weird part.
I regret to inform America that this was just posted by the HHS Secretary. pic.twitter.com/gDVDrwfw20
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 15, 2026
Maybe the brain worm made him do it. Or maybe those flesh eating birds he favors whispered in his ear get the Twinkie before we get you. Anything is possible in this strange Trumpian time line in which we are currently forced to live.
Or, and this is likely, Bobby’s not at the Oscars right now and he figured he needed to steal a moment or two of its thunder and this is the best he could come up with.
With ANYONE else, we’d say ‘Unbelievable!!’
But with this crowd, entirely on brand and expectededly moronic and imbecilic.
I wish it weren’t a particularly tough month. Because now I want to add a box of Twinkies to my next grocery order and savor each one as I say fuck you bobby junior between each bite!