The White House has had many cats and dogs in its hallowed halls because most presidents are animal lovers. I can’t imagine that Barron was brought up without a pet but then Daddy probably wasn’t calculating the photo op possibilities of such a thing. Remember, image and the ca-ching of the cash register are all that matters in Trump world. Nevertheless, rumors abound that Melania might get a White House pet.
The Trumps FINALLY decided to get a pet for the White House. pic.twitter.com/rfB07W1K7j
— 💕 Brittany Belle 💕 (@BrittanyinTexas) February 9, 2026
Yes, I know, pigs are highly intelligent animals and have done much good in this world of ours, so we malign them by suggesting that they have anything in common with Donald Trump.
Nevertheless, you have to admit that nature, in her sublime wisdom, did create both Trump and Pig along the same template, visually. So if any four footed being deserves a berth at the White House, it is surely the pig. And perhaps s/he can help Trump make decisions. This could be a real boon.
I know this is a joke, but I would hate to think of any creature being at the mercy of the Rumps. They’ve shown how little they care for humans. They’d be worse with pets. Ugh, the thought of it is revolting.
“…And perhaps s/he can help Trump make decisions. This could be a real boon.”
It would be an improvement.
A snake.
A python, just like Trump, an unwanted intruder into Florida that’s doing huge damage to the environment – and once he’s in, it takes a lot of work to get rid of him.